*HUGE Intro*

In a reaaaaaaalm
Of Tribulations
A waaaaar
to shake foundations
was Waaaaged
between the consoles
and only one shall be the last to fall

And in the harrowing night
the haralds and bards watched the epic fight!
And they sang to the heavens
"NOW begins the con-sole WAR!"

At first there was one.
He ruled just and strong.
with no other rulers
he could do no wrong
but the land of bliss and peace would soon come
crashing to an end!

The nes was cast from his throne
by a successor set to carry the stone!
16-bit armies sprang! to the battlefields!

But loooooo!
Nintendo was striken down!
Oh noooo!
Nintendo's dead; Sony owns us now.

But there's no need to worry
developmers hurry
to fight for the crowwwwwn!!

Now the Sega barbarians are fighting with another kind
The microsoft xboxians will not take an ally!

The fight was one sided, Sony stood united!
and they cast nintendo and the other barbarians DOWN!

And the Ps2
ruler of me and you
laid its claim to
THE CROWN!!

*explosion*

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIII!!!!

*solo*

An explosive blast
it happened so fast
an inferior army, with numbers to match
laid seige to the castle here for years!

WIIIIIII

Microsoft killed sony.

WIIIIIII

But, nintendo was the only
one who had the numbers to survive!!!

*Big build up riff(s)*
But this war ain't over
the armies are growing!
progress isn't slower
the seige engines glowing!

the new war is coming
the battle tanks are humming
the ammunition's pouring
and the consoles shall fight again!
*/Big build up riff(s)*

In the next.

Console.
*outro*
Warrrrrrrrrrr.
*/outro*