NOTE: I LOVE the Black Eyed Peas, well, their older stuff =/. Lol, i guess th enew album is alright but not near as good as their old stuff, and Fergie has hardly any game on lyrics, so I figured I'd twist some of the lyrics and come up with my own. If you know the original lyrics this'll make more sense. Also, just so no one gets confused, I made this beat AND sang on it...figured people would know but i get asked questions =/. Leave comments!

I'm a eat all the ice cream in the fridge and,
I'm a lick all the grease on the skillet,
I'm a play Mario, get to the next level,
chillin on the couch with my crew I'm a fat devil.
I'm a be growin more hips,
I'm a be lickin my lips, and eatin more chips.
I'm a make a song where i don't sing,
I'm a get the chicken and spread those wings.

I'm a I'm a swing it this way,
I'm a I'm a swing myself that way,
crash cuz I dont check myself okay.
People think I'm better than Dre (I'm not)
I'm a wreckin ball so big I'll crash a party,
my cheesy metal get ups makes people feel sorry,
our music these days, just isn't the same,
it's a polar opposite, now we just lame.