What made you what you are?
Girlfriend killed by the mob maybe?
Brother carved up by some mugger?
Something like that I bet...Something like that.
Something like that happened to me you know..
I am not exactly sure what is was.
Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another..
If I'm going to have a past I prefer it to be multiple choice!
My point is, I went crazy.
When I saw what a black awful joke the world was
I went crazy as a coot..HA! HA!
I admit it, why can't you?
I mean your not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation!
Do you know how many times you've come close to world war three
over a flock of geese on a computer screen?
Do you know what triggered the last world war?
An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed
its war debt creditors!
Telegraph poles! HA HA!
Its all a joke!
Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for
its all a monstrous demented gag!
So why can't you see the funny side?
Why aren't you laughing?
Lyrics by Alan Moore
Narrated by unknown Mark Hamill impersonator
Music by n8 www.n8-music.com