This was made for what was supposed to be a rap battle competition, but the event didn't really pan out as expected (the 'host' didn't know how to run shit). Anyway, enjoy it for what it is.

Opponent: TheIconicIcon
(( http://www.newgrounds.com /audio/listen/345154 ))

Beat by Goerdi, "Fig da foz"
(( http://www.newgrounds.com /audio/listen/175166 ))

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first off, i'm sorry for being hurtful
but why you put Steve Guzzi up versus Steve Urkel?
be honest, how's Iconic gonna win?
he won't even get the votes from his own platonic friends
just do the math, his seed is ten of sixteen
and only twelve did tracks, well you know what that must mean
son, it's your last round, it's gotta be
only place where you're number one is at the bottom three
how many emcees gots to murk you? Steve Urkel,
you're too square for Steve G's circle
got your black ass beat blue, green, and purple
go to sleep, it's past your age sixteen curfew
so you did a show for your whole class
well congrats but i couldn't give half a rat's ass
i never heard a rapper flow that trash
you're gassed, and im'a dash with the last laugh

what a joke man, just look at Icon
forgot to turn his mic on and got choked
by a rhyme spitting python, who breathe smoke
letting bygones be bygones ... hmm nnNOPE
Guzzi just spits these bits for shits and giggles
leaving kids like you with shin splints limping crippled
beating up on Jaleel White? this don't feel right!
when Guzz cause grief it cuts deep like a steel knife
like, how you gonna try to get it in
yelling like Exceptid did? damn, that's reckless kid
consider this: you will never munch a crumb of fame
you're just some chump lame with a dumb, redundant name
you're plain wack and you're dropping lame tracks
you hear us react, look back, and then you ask
"did iiiii do that?" ... well yes you did
you sound like shit and i suggest you quit, kid