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[Speed Rap]- Fastest Rap

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Update: One of my favorite animators animated this rap. Check it out.

Spent a couple weeks writin’ this Acappella out to fit. Sounds better over a beat but I slow it down dramatically to match up. I've never gotten bored with rapping it because there's always a way to rhyme it differently.
The minute I go get a midgets digits I'm touching her tits
fixing to finger fuck her in front of the fridge
in the kitchen I'm itching to pitching my knitted mittens for kittens I'm sitting wishing we were fishing for fidgeting pigeons shitting im kidding im grinning that we got to be
filming it in city limits no gimmicks are in this business i wont finish these lyrics and Guinness 'till feminine women are on my linens and dimmin' lights of my vision at night we are kissin ditchin superstition that religion is saying we sinning while Christians are flying a kite my friends 'n kyle will try to get as high as one for fun we'll fill our lungs....*Inhale*...
with all that skunk weed, I plead, the fifth, hand me a fifth of absinthe, tomorrows work i will be absent, picking belly button lint in my apartment i spent all of my money on rent
And my flint is old on my zippo cannot light my cigarillo so i go roll down the road in my Crown Vic Ford and pick up a whore that couldn't afford birth control so i stuck it up her butt-hole with my wanger. Later, after i banged her I slipped and now she needs to stick up a clothes-hanger.
So now i don't need the papers for the child support cause I'm a cynical pinnacle of the municipal court just kidding but only a dork will use a spork, for me, a simple fork will do, uh, hand me 'shrooms I'll do them with you in an air balloon, uh, with the helium.
Other EmCees I ain't feelin' 'em, but I am feeling numb from the green-thumb, can I possibly, get a little tipsy off of beef? 'Cause I am vegan on the weekend i was thinkin' we can begin freakin' over some drinks 'n pickle dill spears.
Huffin and a puffin with a couple of my peers! Cheers! Here's to all the good times that we had but now I'm just an ex-milkman with a broken hand. :(

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So this was kind of cool I like the beat here and it is very fast maybe some parts could be slowed down maybe some parts could have more content even some back end tempo rythems overall a nice sound of work here

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Dayum! Be a STAR!!!


Your voice sounds exactly like Hotdiggedydemon's. Sorry, I know this is a useless review but I just had to tell you that. (I had to)

JonH2O responds:

And I just had to find out who this Demon guy is!


You can sure rap fast!

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4.48 / 5.00

May 14, 2010
4:08 PM EDT
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862.6 KB
1 min 14 sec

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