Once upon a time along time ago
I was eating Golden Grahams while lying on the flo'
Munchin' on the clusters, milk dripping from my chin
Digesting carbohydrates for my day to begin
Now im goin' out, and im headin' for the door
But then i get this craving for some cereal some mo'
I turn round to the kitchen, grab a spoon and a bowl
Gonna get my Kellogs on, cos im on a roll
Gonna get my Special K
Im so cool like icicles
Taste as good as Bacon Frisps
Cereal is here to stay.
I head up to the cupboard, grab a box o' Krispy Rice
Im not smokin' bacon cos' im not Vanilla Ice
I head up to the fridge and open up the door
But ive run out of milk, no mo' cereal no mo'
So now im goin out and im heading to the shops
But im being really careful so i can avoid the cops
Cos i know their out to get me and i know their gettin' close
The Cereal Police are here, and they want me the most.
Yeah you know this song's gonna be a floorfiller
Cos im up in this club like a cereal killer
Coco Pop a cap in yo'
Tme for the chorus here we go!