Composer biography:

Esn was born fully-grown and fully-bearded on Mount Parnassus in 3205 B.C. from the womb of an enraged kangaroo with a poor sense of direction and an open mind about cross-species intercourse. Having inherited from his mother an uncommon ability to quickly jump across large geographic regions, he left the place of his birth and circumnavigated the globe, impressing jungle tribes and Eskimos alike with his great physical prowess and charming personality. Esn learned from these peoples knowledge that is now lost, including the location of the Elixir of Youth, which he promptly drank up. Yet the constant traveling took its toll, and to drive away the developing ennui, Esn escaped to an island atoll with several thousand followers and founded the civilization of Atlantis, which fell a few centuries later in a battle with the Ice Giants. After that, Esn meditated in a Himalayan cave for a few centuries, his mind leaving his body in order to visit the Andromeda Galaxy and persuade an approaching hostile alien fleet of the benefits of positive thinking and flower-smelling over destroying things. This he did successfully, and returned to his body a new man filled with a zest for life and beautiful melodies flowing through his ears. In order to write some of them down and bring joy to other people, Esn began composing music in the year 2005. He hopes that someone will pay him to do it.