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Juice and Carpet

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If you would like me to voice act in anything, just send me a PM. :)

I have had this sitting in my computer for a while now... because I thought my acting was pretty crappy. I was having a hard time getting into this, but I am proud of the script. Just to be clear, there are supposed to be a billion ridiculous puns.. thats the joke. And thus, the customer begins to grow angry. Its sort of like a Monty Python skit, as some reviews have said.

Anyway, its about a man who guys to buy some juice and carpet at a stand on the sidewalk. ISNT THAT EXCITING?!! Oh man oh man OH MAN!!!

This is hardcore shit!

Well, review, fave, troll, jack off to, vote, whatever floats your boat.

EDIT: What the... top of the week! Ahaha im glad so many people laugh at this. Hope I can bring more comedy into the audio portal soon! I am making another one of these skits next month hopefully.



I heard he was saying Jews, not juice. I thought it was something else though, not many people would do that XD. That was hilarious! At first it sounded like Paul and Ringo going back and forth on the radio... XD

FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

Lol I heard those guys before, Ive heard some funny stuff from them.

haha. nice

I rember you wanting to make an asdf animation out of this.. But it would've been way to long for a collab :p Although you can make a solo flash out of this.. Just a suggestion :)

Anyway, good voice acting. Maybe you could've made the guy get just a bit more angry ang confused.. I like the sound effects :)

FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

Yeah, I didnt want to let that script go to waste. I think someone is animating it, but right now he is busy so I am not sure when it will get done. You are right, it is enourmous and I dont know what I was thinking posting it in the collab ahahah.

Cant wait for the asdf collab to come out.

Freshly squeezed orange jews?

One can only imagine the horrors that go on in the basement of the Juice Shop.

Really cool, good jorb.

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FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

Not just a good job, but a good jorb. Thats an intense fucking compliment.

i would seriusly want some jews

I loved that! :) Very good acting, its funny and very smart indeed!

FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

Very smart indeed? Lolololololol. And you SERIOUSLY want some jews? Ahhhahaah. Good luck with your cartoon chris. :D


Even though it's not music or anything (I don't even listen to voice acting), I LOVED IT! I actually LOLLED at 'Well, I have a fire truck' 'It's a truck on fire isn't it?' also the one 'You're a dick' 'Oh that is true actually...'. Those 'Genetic parts' are priceless! They should be used in some sort of comedy!

FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

My favorite part is the duck. :P

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Credits & Info

4.14 / 5.00

Feb 8, 2010
9:11 PM EST
Voice Demo
File Info
7.3 MB
5 min 21 sec

Licensing Terms

Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.