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Juice and Carpet

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Author Comments

If you would like me to voice act in anything, just send me a PM. :)

I have had this sitting in my computer for a while now... because I thought my acting was pretty crappy. I was having a hard time getting into this, but I am proud of the script. Just to be clear, there are supposed to be a billion ridiculous puns.. thats the joke. And thus, the customer begins to grow angry. Its sort of like a Monty Python skit, as some reviews have said.

Anyway, its about a man who guys to buy some juice and carpet at a stand on the sidewalk. ISNT THAT EXCITING?!! Oh man oh man OH MAN!!!

This is hardcore shit!

Well, review, fave, troll, jack off to, vote, whatever floats your boat.

EDIT: What the... top of the week! Ahaha im glad so many people laugh at this. Hope I can bring more comedy into the audio portal soon! I am making another one of these skits next month hopefully.


You did a great job

That was so fucked up, I haven't laughed that hard in a while. You get 5 for that one!

FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

Awesome! Glad to be of service kind sir.

If Monty Python could get away with sick material

...this would pretty much be it.

I'll take a fresh cup of Jews please, my compliments to the chef

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FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

Monty Python can get away with this sort of stuff now, but back then things were a biiiittt hard to get on air if it was like this. Monty Python once even made a song that said "Never poke fun at a n****r, a spick, or a jew" Lol, and then the record player playing it blew up. If they tought of this I am sure they would post it, but of course censor out the dicks fucks and shits.

If you like sick humor, you'll love this.

I, personally, don't like sick humor.
But... good work.
Good work. :D

FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

This isnt really sick humor, its more of just silly and witty. Kind of british humor if you ask me, but made by a silly american pig such as myself. It shouldnt offensieve to really anyone just because it says "Jews" lol. It isnt making fun of them at all, would it be better if I said "White Caucasians" ? xD


Nice made front for the music.. Just recognized the name x]

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Haha! Nice!

Your voice acting isn't bad; it's actually pretty good! Hilarious!

FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

It wasnt acting, I just recorded the crazy shit that goes on down in my neighborhood.

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Credits & Info

4.14 / 5.00

Feb 8, 2010
9:11 PM EST
Voice Demo
File Info
7.3 MB
5 min 21 sec

Licensing Terms

Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.