Juice and Carpet

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If you would like me to voice act in anything, just send me a PM. :)

I have had this sitting in my computer for a while now... because I thought my acting was pretty crappy. I was having a hard time getting into this, but I am proud of the script. Just to be clear, there are supposed to be a billion ridiculous puns.. thats the joke. And thus, the customer begins to grow angry. Its sort of like a Monty Python skit, as some reviews have said.

Anyway, its about a man who guys to buy some juice and carpet at a stand on the sidewalk. ISNT THAT EXCITING?!! Oh man oh man OH MAN!!!

This is hardcore shit!

Well, review, fave, troll, jack off to, vote, whatever floats your boat.

EDIT: What the... top of the week! Ahaha im glad so many people laugh at this. Hope I can bring more comedy into the audio portal soon! I am making another one of these skits next month hopefully.



i thought u said jews at the start as well.
this was actually pretty funny. nice one

FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

I did say Jews ;)

I should have prounounced it as "Juice" but that would have ruined the joke I think. Excuse me while I go down to the cellar and make more Jews.

Now that's FLIPPEN awesome...

10 because I love your voice. 10 because it's hilariously Corny, making it funny as heck!

Where'd you get that background music from? I've heard it before...

Good job on this. Love the "story" :)

Keep it up.

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FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

Its from Garageband hehe. That program has aweomse background music that i love to use for various projects. It is only available for the mac, but I can give you the sounds if you need them! :)

really funny

cool. Theres not much voice acting on newgrounds audio. The carpet and buterfly serprised me

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FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

Lol, its so corny that its funny. ;)

A fly in a stick of butter.. a buttered fly. GET IT? HAHAHahaha... oh I hate my life.

nice nice.

Well i'd say this is a pretty good voice acting skit =) As always bro you never fail to entertain me with that voice magic =) Keep it up!
(gonna keep it short and sweet)


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FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

Haha you and your crazy 8's in reviewing. Thanks bro ;)


what happened to the customer...

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FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

Oh wouldnt you like to know? He should have read the instruction manual... muwahahahaha.

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Credits & Info

4.14 / 5.00

Feb 8, 2010
9:11 PM EST
Voice Demo
File Info
7.3 MB
5 min 21 sec

Licensing Terms

Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.