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Mario and the Thief of the Cry

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Original Thread:
http://www.newgrounds.com /bbs/topic/1140778

This is my interpretation of the script "Mario and the Thief of the Crystals" by nOsCoPeHalo134. Sometimes a script is just so good you can't change even a single word of it.

The Script:


This is my first script please be gentle on me.........

*the setting starts with mario in his house watching family guy and drinking beer*

Mario: Wow I love this episode of Family guy It is very good.

*as soon mario says that a fbi most wanted comes up about a thief*

TV: Spongebob the most famous Theif steals the Three sacred Crystals from the Cave of the Insane man

Mario: WHAT?!?!?! THIS IS OUTRAGEROUS! Why Must a Living person do this? I will bring them to justuice.

TV: Reports say he was last found in Bikini Bottom. IF u find spongebob u get 100k dollars for his Capture

Mario: 100k bucks? That's GREAT! I will do this and Help The FBI.

*the day pases by like a bird on a shore line *

*mario talking 2 lugin *

Mario : Luigi my Brother I have Great news that will make us Richer!

Luigui: Oh ho ho? how So My Big Brother??????????????????
Mairo: Spongebob sqaure Pants stole the Three Sacred Crsyals from the Cave of the insane man
The Fbi are rewarding 100k dollares Reward if you WE capture that Spongebob ,

Lugi: Sounds Great. We will do this and make al ot of money and buy us Wii Points and B33r . We need to get drunk

Maruo: Yes I argee

Lugi: When shall we go?

Maurio: Let me talk to Toad He might have a plane we can Riden on to the Isad of the insane Man

Mugi: Good plan.

Mairo: tHank you.

*lugin and mario go to toad's woprkshop"

M<airo: Toad do you have a plan we can use to get to the Island of the insane mAn?

Toad: Yes...but the Island of hte Insane Man???? Thatp lace is dangeorus and insane like a mother f***ker.

Mairo: me and my brother Lugin are going to risk it and go there and capture Spongebob for his dirty deeds. WE will make mone 100k. Dollatrs.

This is a work progess I will post more


If you want a VA you can contact me. Did I get the part?!


I take it you have an english accent?

cuz that really doesn't mix with Mario-Mario has an italian accent.

Hoogiman responds:

way to miss the point of everything


MUTHA-asterisk asterisk asterisk

Great, this is simply awesome!

Hoogiman responds:

el oh el


This would have illustrated the unintentional so-bad-it's-good hilarity of that script a bit better if you'd managed to avoid laughing while reading it. There were a couple of stumbles and microphone issues as well, but it made me chuckle, and that's worth something.

Hoogiman responds:

i kept it raw and intentionally recorded over a couple of words at a low quality to symbolise the quality of the script

but yes this is of course a very serious work of art

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Credits & Info


4.12 / 5.00

Jan 27, 2010
7:42 AM EST
Voice Demo
File Info
2.4 MB
2 min 37 sec

Licensing Terms

Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.