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Pretty Fly for an Evil Guy

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The Offspring refused to write Robotnik's new themesong so he decided to write one himself.

Lyrics:
IF THE OFFSPRING WONT WRITE ME A SONG, ILL DO IT MYSELF!!

How ya doin Eggman,
HA HA! HA HA!
How ya doin Eggman,
HA HA! HA HA!
How ya doin Eggman,
HA HA! HA HA! And all the robots say Im pretty fly for an evil guy

Uno Dos Tres Quatro Cinco Cinco NO!

Dont you know how hard its,
To be evil today,
All of my good plans just,
All seem to go astray!
Ive tried to conquer mobius,
I always fail at that,
But maybe Id better if I LOST A LITTLE FAT!

Chorus:
Hes a JEEN EE US
Hell conquer mobius,
Or at least he would if he would stop saying PING AS,
Hell capture THAT HEDGEHOG,
And turn him into smog,
And maybe on the way hell try to write his own theme song,
Hes got a PHD,
In pain and misery,
And an brain the size of his big fat Bell-E

The world will bow to me so HEY! HEY! Do that Badnik Thing!

How ya doin Eggman,
HA HA! HA HA!
How ya doin Eggman,
HA HA! HA HA!
How ya doin Eggman,
HA HA! HA HA! And all the robots say Im pretty fly for an evil guy

Scratch and Grounder are my Henchmen,
But they never get it right,
I say to go get Sonic but All they do is fight,
They just cant seem to get it,
Into their metal heads,
That theyll never amount to anything UNTIL THAT HEDGEHOGS DEAD!

Chorus:
Hes a JEEN EE US
Hell conquer mobius,
Or at least he would if he would stop saying PING AS,
Hell capture THAT HEDGEHOG,
And turn him into smog,
And maybe on the way hell try to write his own theme song,
Hes got a PHD,
In pain and misery,
And an brain the size of his big fat Bell-E

The world will bow to me so HEY! HEY! Do that Robot Thing!

Now Im plotting my big plan yeah,
To block out the sun,
Oh Damn Sonic stopped me so its back to Old square one,
Bots say Im trying to hard but,
Ill keep trying till Im dead,
That Sonics made me tear every hair from my beautiful head!

How ya doin Eggman,
HA HA! HA HA!
How ya doin Eggman,
HA HA! HA HA!
How ya doin Eggman,
Uno Dos Tres Quarto Cinco Cinco SILENCE!

I am a JEEN EE US
Ill conquer mobius,
Or at least I would if you would stop saying PING AS,
Ill capture THAT HEDGEHOG,
And turn him into smog,
And maybe on the way Ill try to write my own theme song,
Ive got a PHD,
In pain and misery,
And an brain the size of my big fat Bell-E

The world will bow to me yeah
The world will bow to me yeah
Ill (hell) win eventually YEAH
HEY HEY DO THAT BADNIK THING

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great impressions

i am planning on doing an AoSTH abridged series. when i have the script will use voice it please? great lyrics. nice beat. the voices, however, were a little to loud for the song.

Ha ha!

wow this is some good stuff, i like it so much that i'm going to sing this on the way to school

My Egg-o-matic! OH, NO. . . . . .

"He made me tear every hair off of my BEAUTIFUL Head!
What in the name of rottenness is going on!?
Attention hedgehog, get ready to be destroyed!

I don't make deals! And even if I did,
why would I make one with you?
Then I guess the destruction of Mobius will be your fault.
Too bad. Robotisize them?

Of course not! I'd keep them prisoners so I can taunt them with my victory. I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!

You lost my rocket ship, you let the hedgehog foil my plans again, and NOW YOU'RE RUNNING UP MY LONG DISTANCE BILL!

You'll get a vacation when I finish the secret project I've been working on.
Which secret project? why, the one THAT'S A SECRET!

What part of silence don't you understand?"

Once again AmSammich---------->
You've done it again. You've outdone yourself AND Robotnik as well.
The Offspring would be proud to be a part of something as goofy as this!
Thanks for the laughin' good start of my day today!
Keep on pushing out the magic that's trapped in your head, Man.
I'd HATE for it to get impacted. Heh heh heh :)

............Take care, be good and "PINGASsSsSsSss!".period
:(Gaia:)

AMTRAX91 responds:

Glad you liked it. You'll be happy to know that I'm animating it now too.

ahahaha

This is incedibly silly.

But absolutely fucking hilarious. Kudos.

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Uploaded
Jan 13, 2010
11:09 PM EST
Genre
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3 MB
3 min 18 sec

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