sleeping in all morning does a body right,
all the clothes piled in the corner smile and wave a hi,
theres a list i made of stuff i wanted to get done,
but now its my day off and i dont want to get up for anyone,

my boss keeps calling me and won't leave me alone
so damn much he already ruined my new ring tone,
as if a forty hour work week wasn't enough,
but it's my day off and i'm not gonna get up for anyone

Its My Day Off.

if my bro wants to go fishing then he'll do it alone,
and if my friends want to hang, they can all get boned,
if i distort all the forms in their head of me,
and piss off all my friends and family,
well thats gold,

It's My Day Off.

(This is one of my favs! Wrote the melody and lyrics in the storage place at my work and sang it into my cell phone like a dweeb but it realy came out smartassy and fun!)