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The Ballad of Chris

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All characters are fictional and any similarity to real life persons is purely coincidental.

This is the story of a boy on a mission to upset the balance of NG for no other reason than he was unable to submit shitty spam flash to the portal. The following is an interaction between the boy and his loving mother and father who raised him and probably have no idea what he is doing on the internet at all and really should monitor his actions better lest they find him in some unexpected legal trouble in the future.

WTF How did this get on the Top Scoring list? This was meant as an inside joke more than anything but meh if people don't get it.

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I was very impressed at how awesome this turned out to be. This was one of the few lengthy audio submissions that was no song at all and just a story in itself. Actually, it was not even a story as it managed to have so much craziness it did not even have structure. This is the kind of thing that any person (especially one like me who has thousands of reviews) can relate to. The voices in this are just funny and they are quite authentic. This would make something great for a flash in itself, not a ballad.


:Lol this was funnay beacuse I was eating cheetoes while listening, tooo funny and coincidental


this is hilarious


It was funny, but the beat was a little off, and you may need some more mastering at 1:47. in my opinion.

36Holla responds:

I'll look into it.

shoot me

idk how someone came up with this ( other then it happened to the creator... and yes I know it says all characters are fictional.), but I hate it. Don't get me wrong, it IS funny.... I just think music when I think audio portal... not piece of crap like this. besides, one person doing voice acting is just gay... especially without a voice changer.

36Holla responds:

You lack imagination. And voice acting is considered better if you can do character voices without or with minimal help of a vocoder or other equipment. Know what you're criticizing before you open your mouth.

Credits & Info


4.31 / 5.00

Dec 5, 2009
7:11 PM EST
Voice Demo
File Info
3 MB
3 min 16 sec

Licensing Terms

Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.