I'm on Newgrounds, okay!
I was very impressed at how awesome this turned out to be. This was one of the few lengthy audio submissions that was no song at all and just a story in itself. Actually, it was not even a story as it managed to have so much craziness it did not even have structure. This is the kind of thing that any person (especially one like me who has thousands of reviews) can relate to. The voices in this are just funny and they are quite authentic. This would make something great for a flash in itself, not a ballad.