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King of the Yids

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Never Bar Mitzvahed, but I wish I did,
Then I'd be king of the Yids.
Heaping extravagance all on our kids
If I could be king of the Yids.
And in our temple I'd never tell a lie
Except the fact that
We're God's chosen people and we're better than everyone else
And always I would make complaints 'bout my health
And amass a miraculous wealth

And in the morning I would read the Torah to
Decked out in my Pais and Tafillin they'd say what a handsome Jew.

Greater than all of you white annelids
I am the king of the Yids.
This scene of plenty's the way that I live
For I am the king of the Yids.
And if you don't like (I don't like 'em one bit)
my Zionist ideals ('cause Sharon had a fit)
I will accuse you (All you Semites)
Of being an anti-Semite and a member of Hamas. (Destroy Palestine)

When I was thirteen years old I had to give
My life to be king of the Yids.
All of the money and violence I hid,
When I was the king of the Yids.
They trained my young mind (Yes, I think it was Freud)
To be kosher on command. (Who discerned as a boy)
I now reject it (All you Jews want)
'Cause we brew Hebrew malice as soon as they brew Hebrew fights. (Is your mother's cooch)


Thats f good

Congratulations, you just have submited a brilliant song! It is sooo f happy O_o
Are you sure u did that? omG
Keep it on!
~Pedro PSB

Great song.

I'm not completely up on all of my Hebrew so some of the words were lost on me, regardless, this song made me laugh a little bit. It makes fun of jews without being strongly offensive. That actually pretty cool, I have a feeling my jewish friends would love this song. Guitar solo could've handled a little more zazz, but I still enjoyed the general sound of the song.

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Credits & Info

4.30 / 5.00

Dec 5, 2009
11:09 AM EST
File Info
2.6 MB
2 min 48 sec

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Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.