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Dumpy Bitches

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2009. Produced by Mister K.A.

This goes out to the bitches that look better in their pictures than they do in real life,
real life
When I see you in the club you aint getting no love cus you can't hide in these lights, these lights

Verse 1:
This song goes out... to the bitches in the club that never getting love
Got the junk in the hood and the trunk and the front
Lady lumps just way too much
It aint cute that your belly shakes when the speakers bump
Bottom line you a dump truck always lookin tore up
Never get a number and you'll never see my tour bus
Bitch, put the nuggets down
And the chicken bucket, fuck it, just run it like Chris Brown
And listen miss I don't sweat I glisten
Don't wear shit that your ass can't fit in
Hit the gym, invest in fitness
Or cross J-Kellz right off your wish list
Bitches think they models cus they posing in their bathroom
With all the right angles and they think they're fooling mad dudes
But you aint fooling me actually I'm laughin at you
Cus I've been pullin honeys since they was wearing sassoons
In the classroom or at the bar
When I cum make a wish, cus I'm a shooting star

Verse 2:
Bitch I saw you online and that's not how your face looks
Better change your profile picture on facebook
Cus honesty is the best policy
And modesty, no trick photography
Plus kissy lip pics just look ridiculous
You aint no fish bitch, so switch positions
You aint no princess, you aint no beauty
You aint got an ass so don't flash that booty
Let me break it down this time
I'mma get my Drake on pause after each line
You look like a Blowfish...Hootie
Quit with that Gay shit...Rudy
I'm all about my Green...Tom
I blow a lot of Trees...Palm
Time to get back on track, relax and kick facts
You fat if I could see your titties from the back
Plus you whack if you wearing a make-up mask
It don't make up the fact your face is just blahhh
So tell me wut you learned, if you got calories to burn
Kellz gone leave you in the dust...urn
I'm just breaking it down, I don't mean to hurt no feelings
So grab that ice cream bitch and start healing
Eat away the pain, no wait, eat away the shame
No, just quit eating today, hey


i like

the beat...where can i get the beat?

there it is

I wondering when you would drop an exclusive track talking shyte to hoes. Nice flows, mixing and all that good stuff. Keep it up!

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Credits & Info


4.26 / 5.00

Nov 30, 2009
3:35 PM EST
Hip Hop - Modern
File Info
4.7 MB
2 min 36 sec

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Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.