Well...what can I say? I decided to do something completely stupid and un-called for. I opened up my garageband, dragged out some loops, changed the notes around a bit, and put some synth and bass-heavy beats in the background. I then discovered that Garageband has a cheep auto-tune-like feature.
The result was the sensitive "I Masturbate On Your Face". This was basically an experiment to see how drastically I could manipulate tracks using effects and changes in pitch and sound. I was pretty surprised when I found out that my program had the capability to change my voice from male to female, and add melody to it.
Anyway, for me it's a pretty addicting jam. Have fun!