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What's up newgrounds?

I wannahamster is back! With a little lumberjack madness!

Reviews appreciated!



Granted, the song has a rhythm, beat, and constant theme that all fits together.

However, it is somewhat unappealing. You have a fair start, I'll give you that. With some fine-tuning, it could be a wonderful grunge remix song. However, the voice makes no sense and counteracts the music.

Then there's the piano part. It was an awkward transition with the spamming of screaming randomly. It sounds like something I could do if I randomly hit piano keys. I take that back. That would sound better.

Granted, I have very little experience making music. And granted, I've played flute for nine years, piccolo for five years, alto saxophone for four, and baritone saxophone for one year; having placed my various bands and orchestras really high in competitions, and even managed to participated five times in honor bands/orchestras over the last three years. As I was saying, what could I know about music?

Iwannahamster responds:

I really don't know what you COULD know about music, you're right, because there's one thing you didn't mention in your credentials... MUSIC CLUB!!!!!!!!!

Seriously man, someone can spend their whole life playing an instrument day in and day out but without raw talent and music education, that practice can't help you.

Please take music theory and get GED.

da fuck is this?

what the hell is this, first i was confused about if it WAS music, yeah try again
you are going around the portal saying other people,s music is bad, try to listen to your own music

Iwannahamster responds:

You don't understand, I was in music club at my middle school when I was 14. You just don't know what notes are.


I haven't heard any great music on here but your song have changed that. It is totally my new favorite song, I am going to be blaring in the car everyday. After all this searching I think I have finally found the perfect song for my new game I'm making. It is going to be amazing. The way you twisted the screams in with the pianos was THE MOST AMAZING THING!
Thank you for making my day...No, wait,
Thank you for making my life complete.

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Holy crap.

I once gave the tenniest ten I've ever given to ReFreezed, but I'm going to have to take that back. This is the tenniest ten I've ever given. You sir are a musical prodigy, and I can only dream to fly at the height you've achieved with this work of art. PizzaBox said everything that must be said about this masterpiece of masterpieces, and I can rest easy knowing that I, after years of searching, have found the one and only "Best Song Ever."

Thank you, sir. Thank you deeply.


Everything about this piece is pretty much flawless. Honestly, I've never once in my career given out a 10/10 or a 5/5 but you've really earned it here. It's perfect in every way. Outstanding. Outfreakingstanding.

Where should I start praising this song?

The magnificent dissonance, the skillful, complicated and technical drum patterns, it's all just so talented and pleasent-sounding. I could really see this song being used in anything; it's so versatile! It's not so overwhelming that it can't be used as background ambience in a movie or game, yet there's enough going on here to make it really exciting to just listen to by itself as well.

Have you thought about submitting to labels or producing companies before? It might be something worth checking out. You could make a lot of money with your gift.

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Credits & Info

4.16 / 5.00

Oct 5, 2009
8:39 PM EDT
File Info
2.2 MB
1 min 57 sec

Licensing Terms

Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.