FTW!!!im bored

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this is a complete waste of your time. very boring. because i am very bored. man... wow... i am so fucking bored.... i have three days off... its been only a few hours on my first day off... BOOOOOORRRRRREEDDD...
i feel newgrounds is a good medium with which to express my boredome.
please vote zero if you are a cunt. THANX cunts. :D
and if you dont vote zero i will kiss you :D and you will be rewarded :D

Don't you know... santa took your eyelids...
He sowed them onto his hat... whilst eating your cookies.. and milk
In the snow... jack frost eats his own face...
Carrots are nutritious for him...
Rudolph... tramples your kittens...whilst the other reindeer, nibble your ears...
That turns you on.... Beastiality....
Mmmm sexual reindeer... im not so fond of it , but you might wanna try... like green tea... some like it.. some don't... others think its just plain disgusting...

i couldnt be bothered to write the rest down.

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Awesome!!! Randumb!

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/394910

Talk about Musical Talent...

I've only listened to 3 of your songs, and I'm already a fan. And lol, this song is so epic on how it makes absolutely no sense. Funny Lyrics + Scary Music + A.D.H.D = adding song to favorites now. :D 10/10

Stalagmite responds:

its a weird song, its random based on a theme XD i kinda tried keeping it in a reasonable direction but i tend to tangeant O_O thanks for checking it out! XD heh, XD


Haha, very hilarious. Fist time I've heard your un-altered voice as well!

Stalagmite responds:

hehe ^_^ well i am pleased my random voice does not offend :3 its a shame i was singing about murderers christmas things :3 maybe in the future i will sing some cliff-core hehe ^_^ thanks for listening!


pissing myself haha :D

im BACK!!!!!![run for the hills]

hello comrade its your drunken scott[that should be north of you but is traped on US soil...] and if santa took my eyelids id kills him
great FTW! song

Credits & Info


4.90 / 5.00

Oct 5, 2009
10:08 AM EDT
Voice Demo
File Info
1.5 MB
1 min 53 sec

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