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Sep 7, 2009 | 1:25 AM EDT
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1.5 MB
1 min 38 sec
4.06 / 5.00

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Rated 4.06 / 5 stars
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Author Comments

There are moments in everyone's life when God smiles on you and lets you savor the sensation of being completely EPIC! Nothing can touch you, nothing can stop you. You feel like Chuck Norris did the day he discovered he could cure cancer with his tears...if he ever had the ability to cry. So in celebration of this moment, I have written a song that expresses how awesome it is to feel like you're on top of the world again. Amen!



Rated 5 / 5 stars


Loved this. Totally nailed what you described.

Interesting fact: Someone once told Chuck Norris that a roundhouse kick was not the best way to attack someone. This event has been recorded by historians to be the biggest mistake by anyone. Ever.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

The music's awesome, but you're wierd.

Dude, I like what you did with the music, but seriously shut your trap with the
chuck norris sh*t. He's a man. No matter how much ass a man kicks, he remains mortal.
Chuck norris is not a god, but he's got a sh*tload of fans. That wierdness, for me, is
the only reason why I gave you 9 *'s out of 10.

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Urbanus responds:

Thanks for the review! I realize that the Chuck Norris era is dead, but there's just some part of me that still likes to hear one those old jokes every now and then....maybe it's the visual of 40+ Karate dude doing all that crazy stuff. Oh well!