*Entry for the pirate day..contest...talk... OHGODINEEDSLEEP

EDIT: I changed the tempo a little. I don't know if the changes will be noticed in the preview, but it might if it's downloaded. Yeah. Thanks druox!
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I didn't think I'd get this in on time! Yay for last minute submissions! Anyway, cutting to the chase:

Thanks so much to jaxxy for helping me out with ideas for this damn thing, and aliasf for letting me use this awesome track (Title: Primal Impact).

This is just an advertisement I came up with for a pirate's version of a gentlemen club. Um... yeah... just listen.

Sorry about the script. I'll edit it a little later today so it makes more sense. Right now I need some freakin' sleep.
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Ahoy, sea dogs. Looking for some entertainment? Come down to Capn' Hooker's Gentlemen Club this weekend for some fun with the our buxom beauties.

#1: Watch as the ladies tear it up with beach canon ball.
[In this scene, there a total of four female pirates on a volleyball court located on a ship (two girls on each side of the court)] One team is loading a canon and fires it onto the opposing team's side of the court which causes a huge explosion on their side of the court.]

Girl#1: Serving!
Girl#2: FIRE!

#2: We'll have our sexy beauty "booty" shakers...
[There are good amount of pirates waiting on line in a club looking setting (dance club, that is). We zoom into a pair (female pirate and male pirate).]

Girl #3: C'mon, love. Hit me ass! Hit me ass!
[male pirate slaps her ass]
Girl #3: AAAaaaargh! Yes!

#4: And for the Captains, we'll have peg-leg dancing and much more!
[A female pirate is seen walking into a dressing room in pain. She has wood shavings around her crotch and is pulling one of them out as she makes her way to a chair in front of a vanity mirror.]

Girl #4: Ow, ow! Blimey! Wouldya look at that! I got a splinter on me timbers!

So come on down to Capn' Hookers. Doors open at 10 PM, this friday! Don't miss it!