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Stop Helping - Abridged

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...Abridged since the "full" version is longer and I wanna stay within the time limit.

Sampled music from: http://www.newgrounds.com /audio/listen/248262

>_x; I hope I made the deadline...

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[GIRL]: "Arrrr... Arrrghhh~"

[GRANNY]: "Why, what are you doing, sweety?"

[Girl]: "I'm practicing for 'Talk Like a Pirate Day', Granny. The hottest guy in school is going to dress up and everything and... An-and I want to impress him!"

[GRANNY]: "Ohoho~! Weeellll... YER DOIN' IT WRONG YE BLOATED LILY-LIVERED LAND LUBBER!!

[GIRL]: "What?!"

[GRANNY]: "I'VE SEEN BILGE RATS WITH BETTER SEA LEGS AND SHANTIES THAN THE SAD GIMPIN' EXCUSE OF SEA-CUCUMBER CATERWALIN' YER GIVING ME!"

[GIRL]: "I don't know what you're saying!"

[GRANNY]: "WHAT'S THE MOST PIRATIN' YE EVER DONE, LASS?!"

[GIRL]: "--I use Limewire?!"

[GRANNY]: "--STEP LIVELY 'N' SPEAK UP 'N' TELL ME, WHEN I GO A'PILLAGIN', WHAT COMES TO MIND?!"

[GIRL]: "--ahoy...?!"

[GRANNY]: "--WHO ARE YE CALLING A 'HOY'?! WHY I OUGHTA GUT YER INNARDS, STRING 'EM UP LIKE A DAISY CHAIN, 'N' FESTOON 'EM 'ROUND THE POOPDECK LIKE IT BE NO ONE'S BUSINESS! NOW SEE HERE THIS CUTLASS? "

[GIRL]: "EEK! NO!"

[GRANNY]: "I'LL BE A HACKIN' 'N' SLASHIN' OUT THE LAND LUBBER IN YE NOW, SO YE BEST SAY WHAT'S ON YE MIND OR MIND THE FISHES IN THE BRINEY DEEP AFTER I'M DONE WITH YE!"

[GIRL]: "AAARRGHH!!"

[GRANNY]: "Aha~! That's the spirit!"

Reviews


Epic!

Rock and Roll Pirate Granny!



This REALLY was an. . .

original entry, Hnilmik------! ! ! ! ! !
What a cute idea!! I got a good laugh outta the fact that is was the Gramma who was the one to go all buck wild, with Ye Pirate Speak! Great stuff, Lady!! All your terms were, in fact, pirate words and the enthusiasm, delivered on the Gramma's part were, well, over the top, to say the least. Heh heh heh She was more gung ho with the terminolgy than a LOT of the other submissions I heard. I just loved it when the Granddaughter replied.."Uh..I use Limewire?!'. You made me laugh a few times with this.
Hey, so, DID they end up accepting this? If not, that's a real shame. H*ll, if I could animate, I would have done this one JUST for the sh*ts and giggles. I know the competition is over. I wish I would have heard this one before. You seem to be like a fun female to work with. AND you even left ME a review as well. It's not too often I get females leave me reviews. For that, I thank you and here's to wishing you the very best of luck in your VA endeavors, my friend.
Hope to hear from you sometime. Maybe? *shrugs*
Until then. . .

..............Take care, be good and beware of Grammas.period
:(Gaia:)


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haha

nice! hella funny! reminds me of my crazy grandma :)


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Oh, Granny!

Hnilmik, I absolutely loved it, but occasionally I lost the granny's voice to peaking and yelling. Had to listen twice to catch everything. Not a huge deal, though. Awesome job!



Awsome!

Your recording needs to be a minimum of 10 and max of 60 seconds. I wonder how strict the time limit is. I would hate to see this get disqualified. Great! Great! I love it.


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Credits & Info

Hnilmik
Lead Vocals

Listens
2,707
Downloads
107
Votes
56
Score
4.13 / 5.00

Uploaded
Sep 3, 2009
12:02 AM EDT
Genre
Voice Demo
File Info
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923.3 KB
1 min 0 sec

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