Hey all, this is my submission to the Pirate Voice Acting contest. Leave some comments on what you think :D thanks!
Pirate: YAAAAR! So you want to be a pirate do ye! Ye want a life full of adventure on the high sea's with a bunch of you're closest buddies alone on a boat, riches for all after pillaging villages!
Man: Yeah....um...I've got to stop you right there, tell me, what about having a beard made out of pubes, wooden imbs, missing an eye, being on a ship with a bunch of dudes, and having a disease riddled bird on your head sounds at all like a good time, not to mention you probably havne't showered in monthes...so thanks, but I'll pass for now.