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(gaia) va bad-man-inc preach

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8==========D
W-A-R-N-I-N-G:
If you are offended by semi tasteless, religious mockery,
PLEASE do not waste your time listening to OR zer0-b0mbing this.
However, if you're curious, feel free to stick around, give it a go and let me know what you think.
I mean, unless you're a douchebag, in which case you should piss off.

LISTEN - - -subliminal- - - VOTE - - -messages- - - REVIEW- - -are- - - PLEASE - - -evil- - -

Ok, so Bad-Man-Incorporated, *bows down to one of the leading Masters of Metal, here on Newgrounds* asked me if I could sound like a middle aged, Southern raised, street preachin', Bible thumpin' psychopathic lady. This submission is the product of that question.
He said this will be a sample used in one of his upcoming songs.
I'm stoked to find out exactly WHAT he does with it.

8================D
I DO NOT TAKE ANY CREDIT FOR THE LINES, EFFECTS USED, OR THE ARTISTIC PRESENTATION.
THAT ALL GOES TO MY MAIN METAL MAN, Bad-Man-Incorporated. Woot, Woot! All aboard the Shred Train! I AM ONLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE VOICE IN WHICH THINGS WERE SAID.
Thanks so much, Bad-Man, not only for allowing me to post this BEFORE your song was even uploaded (due to having repairs done to your axes) but for thinking of me to get the job done. I'm there for ya ANYtime you need it again, Man. I'd be honored. Thanks for everything you've done for me. I think we BOTH know what I mean. You sneaky little b@st@rd, you rock, Dude.
Until you next shred and grind my ears into audio orgasm. . .

...........Take care, be good and beware the Legion.period

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Creep&lick

I feel like something creepy just spread its clingy legs to silently tipple down my head (where it must have landed with it's glowing wings) entered my ear and licked with a poisonous tongue at my inside ear.
I don't really know, whether that experience was good OR bad...

Fortunately, i am not religious.

So, this is all about a demon that is many called "Legion", and how he took over heaven and is making everyone sin and go to hell. Not forgetting how their "psychic hotline" calls Demons (of course the demons cooperate right?). This lady's story is contradictory, conclusion? Completely nuts. I'm also not religious and can't possibly see how an invisible thing goes and does invisible evil things to a place we can't see until we're dead. Too much invisibility for me. But then again, being atheist is BORING.

rednikaiaG responds:

*thinks of a legion of random demons, cooperatively answering the telephone lines for a psychic service, and grins madly*
Eh, I've heard of crazier things, TNWT! Ha! And being an atheist doesn't HAVE to be boring. There are lots of atheist community activities to take part in. Such as, endlessly watching senseless videos, for reasons unknown to yourself (Hell, I'm guilty of that one, almost every night), blogging about the hilariously entertaining E.A.C., cooking up a fabulous dish to impress your friend's grumbling bellies, stepping up and putting your best foot forward in the Atheists For Human Rights fight, going outside and playing with your pets or even your neighbor's pets, for that matter, lending a helping hand at the Atheist Booth at Florida's State Fair, reading your favorite book, going to MEETUP.COM and finding what's going on locally in the World of Atheism, writing, drawing or doodling some of those ideas in your head you might have been putting off for awhile or even visiting Texas and dropping by the Atheist Community of Austin and see what's going on.
Either way, I just can't wait to see what BadManInc actually does, with this piece he wanted. Thanks, as always for stopping by and leaving me a sweet word and a vote to boot. You're awesome, TNWT! Until I hear from you again. . .

..............Take care, be good and don't attend church.period
:(Gaia:)

This makes me sad.

Nothing makes me feel more uncomfortable than depressing religious zealots. A+ to you for capturing that horrible tone.

rednikaiaG responds:

Ha! I'm laughing, NOT because your sadness brings me joy, ageReason------>
But because I thought I was the only was that found themselves, not necessarily frightened, but moreso uncomfortable around this sort of, uber obcessive, and outright level of blatant directional righteousness. Ugh. The thought of most street preachers, make me a bit sad as well. Although, if I heard THIS broad, out there, ranting on and on about the Legion and such, WITH those sound effects, I'd be mortified and run like Hell. (No pun intended. Ha!) Thank Bad-Man-Incoporated for his brilliant writing and request of my mockered up, fanatical voice. Thanks again, for yet, another review.
You are one strange cookie and I value your opinion, Sir. Thanx.

.............Take care, be good and brainwash others.period
:(Gaia:)

good

Nice feeling
Thunder in the bg was good
Nice effect and reduced pitch on the lady's voice

rednikaiaG responds:

Thanks gammaglob------>
I can't take any of the credit for that stuff though. All I did was speak.
Bad-Man-Incorporated did ALL the rest. The effects and all, I mean.
Oh yeah AND the writing of the material as well.
Sadly, he'll be leaving Newgrounds soon. *lets out a sad, slow sigh*
He's still moddin' and all that jazz. *holds up an unenthused set of jazz hands*
His magic, thrashin' metal, will be missed, greatly.

...........Take care, be good and go listen to Bad-Man-Incorporated.period
BEG him to stay!
:( Gaia :(

O_O

oh my good goli goshness that was eerily creepy and scary AND I LOVED EVERY SECOND O IT

OH LORDI LORDI I SHALL NEVER SIN AGAIN lol.

rednikaiaG responds:

Or, mah Gawly Garsh headcrabman------>
Thank you for not sinning anymore from this point on.
This was made to brainwash people to do that VERY thing, you know!
You see, there are subliminal messages engrained within this clip and it instructs us NOT to sin, eat of the cloven footed beasts or engage in promiscuous activities.
It also demands that we stop and feed carrots to ANY and ALL horsies we see, too, so.
Thank you for being mentally receptive and allowing me to plant my seed in your crabhead,man.
This is getting wierd. I've told you enough already. I must now sacrifice you. Yes, that's what I must do. Come, now, lie down.

........Take care, be good, put on these Nike's and drink this Kool-Aid.period

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Aug 31, 2009
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1 min 23 sec

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