Voice Acting Contest Entry.

Wilsonbeard's Cannon Worshop

CALL TODAY: 1-800-555-AAARRRRRGGGGGHH HHH

Includes the following Audio:

Pirate Fun - Semaphore: http://www.newgrounds.com /audio/listen/258470

Destroy Everything - DRUOX: http://www.newgrounds.com /audio/listen/226757

Script:
Voice 1: Why hello there Frederick Shippybeard III Esq. St. Andrews

Voice 2: Arrr! I just got back from a cannon battle! Arrg!

Voice 1: OOOOhoo-hoo-hoo that sounds exciting! Please, tell me what happened!

Voice 2: Arr! Well a ship came up on the port bow and I attacked it with me cannons! Arr

Voice 1: Ooo-hoo-hoo-hoo..hoo hoo! Did you win!?

Voice 2: No, me cannons didn't fire straight and I missed!

Voice 1: Ooo!

Voice 2: I lost me ship and all me mates. I'm the last one alive, arrr.

Voice 1: Well, aren't you a little party poopah! Never tell me a story again you big loser!

Voice 3: Has this ever happened to you? Well, we know how you feel.
And that's why we make the cannons we sell at WILSON'S CANNON WORKSHOP!
We make the cannons that'll get you ALL the booty!
Your cannons will be so great they'll change your name to Fredarrg Shippybarrg the Third Esqaarg St. ARRGDREW!

Voice 3 /w Echo: That's a lot of Arrrgs!

Voice 3: You bet your two-legged land lubbin' ass that's a lot of arrgs! And you can only get em' in one place: WILSONBEARD'S CANNON WORKSHOP!! CALL TODAY!