In days of yore when pirate sailed the high seas plundering and sacking, they were figures of mystery and romance, and were made into epic characters in stories and songs. Countless sea shanties have been sung about pirates on the high seas. Well, it's about time internet pirates had some shanties of their own to sing. I aim to set this oversight straight, with a modern day pirate shanty. I'm also trying out a gimmick here to some more listens, that's right cheesy prizes! So, if you're the first reviewer to correctly post the secret lyrics hidden in this song, (not listed in the lyrics below). I'll leave reviews on up to ten of each of your flash, audio and art submissions. If this gimmick works I'll probably try to use more like it in the future, if it doesn't I'll try to come up with something better. Be on the look out for more of my desperate attention gathering ploys, there might be something in it for you.

Lyrics:

I don't sail the high seas, I burn DVD's.
I got me a patch but it's not for me eye.
If yer CD gets scratched then I be yer guy.

Chorus:
Don't drink whisky 'r rum,
I drink Coke and chew gum.
And I'll live with me mum
'til I turn 21,(31, 41)
Ooh slow cabbies yell "hurry up!" Oh boy. Oh boy.

Avast there me hearties. No time, for parties.
Got to pillage and plunder, loot, rifle, and hack
Download me some shareware, and Keygen to crack.

Chorus

Overclock me PC, to rip off some booty.
I ain't got a pegleg. Ain't got me a parrot.
I just got me bootleg. I'll upload and share it.

Chorus