EDIT: Increased the volume and as was an issue.

For Tom Fulp's Pirate contest. I made it pretty interesting, so feel free to use it for a flash animation.

Script:

Pirate 1: Ahh, blue skies, a calm sea, complete tranquility.
Captain: Yar it be too darn peaceful, these seas need a beat. A pirate beat. Give me a beat Smiddy!
Peters: Ahh Captain..the last time you did this the crew committed suicide.
Captain: Arrre you having thoughts of mutany First Mate Peters.
Peters: No sure...rap away.
Captain: Yo ho ho and a ye he he, Captain Pirate Roberts here and I be rappin the seas. I've got my crew, I've got my beard, you little land lubbers better steer clear.
Pirate 2: My ears! Make the ringing stop! *gun shots*
Peters: Ahhh...Captain?
Captain: North, South, East, West, the crew be here and they be doing der best.
Peters: Not again...
Captain: What! You be ruinin me rhymes!
Peters: I think we need a new crew, they all kinda, killed themselves.
Captain: Nonsense! They be sleepin! Smiddy, keep the beat goin!

~Masterofvids