Ice Cream Man!

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The final remastered version of Ice Cream Man! Off our new CD When Ninja Monkeys Attack!! Please download this song, it's free music and you have absolutely nothing to lose =P. Also, check out Gifted But Twisted on iTunes, youtube and myspace for more music =D


Well I'm a piece of white trash
living in the suburbs
working minimum wage
'cause I'm dumber than a turd
dropped out of fifth grade
living on welfare
I don't have an ID
but I don't really care
I couldn't find a job
it really was quite tiring
and then I saw an ad
ice cream man now hiring
I took my mother's mini-van
I stole that piece of crap
boom kiddies
the ice cream man is back

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Well I'm driving down the street
shootin' kids with a 40
Listen in closely
This is a good story
I guess a little skaterpunk
didn't really like me
I said "What you want?"
and he said "Bite me!"
so I took the scooper
and shoved it up his pooper
and he's been limping for days
and I just sat
I sat and laughed
as the little punk waddled away

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van


pretty funny haha

Just plain lol deserves an 8

nice seeing you back on the top five.

Again, another great punk song bro. Your one of my personal fav punk artists here on NG. Just keep up what your doing. I thought i did hear some sour notes in this here and there unfortunatly and i think thats what the only complaint i have! Other then that keep it up buddy!!


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i guess....

I usually dont like punk, but this is pretty good! I liked the chorus!!!


I loved the music, but then the lyrics came in and I sort of flinched. Ick.

Can you do an instrumental only?


the music is nice i would give it 10 or maybe 9 but the singer isnt rly good thats why its 7 ..

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4.37 / 5.00

Aug 24, 2009
5:39 PM EDT
File Info
5.2 MB
2 min 18 sec

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