Ice Cream Man!

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The final remastered version of Ice Cream Man! Off our new CD When Ninja Monkeys Attack!! Please download this song, it's free music and you have absolutely nothing to lose =P. Also, check out Gifted But Twisted on iTunes, youtube and myspace for more music =D


Well I'm a piece of white trash
living in the suburbs
working minimum wage
'cause I'm dumber than a turd
dropped out of fifth grade
living on welfare
I don't have an ID
but I don't really care
I couldn't find a job
it really was quite tiring
and then I saw an ad
ice cream man now hiring
I took my mother's mini-van
I stole that piece of crap
boom kiddies
the ice cream man is back

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Well I'm driving down the street
shootin' kids with a 40
Listen in closely
This is a good story
I guess a little skaterpunk
didn't really like me
I said "What you want?"
and he said "Bite me!"
so I took the scooper
and shoved it up his pooper
and he's been limping for days
and I just sat
I sat and laughed
as the little punk waddled away

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van



thi is truly some hot shit better than some of those bands in the charts ( no big deal they suck anyway)


This is good man, don't listen to Fox-trot, someone crapped in his cornflakes this morning and he's a little on edge.

Grats on number 1 :)

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i love it!

I think i heard it before though it was differant.
still great all the same!!

I am, ice cream man!
Running over kids in my van,
if i don't hit them first,
il get them in reverse!

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Its Catchy

All I have to say is that its catchy, with an awesome instrumental.

But the lyrics are limited, repetative, and stupid.

Put that potential elsewhere.

hey HelthRMX...

did you stop to think that maybe some of us vote 5 because we want to, not because we are asked to.

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4.37 / 5.00

Aug 24, 2009
5:39 PM EDT
File Info
5.2 MB
2 min 18 sec

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