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Ice Cream Man!

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Author Comments

The final remastered version of Ice Cream Man! Off our new CD When Ninja Monkeys Attack!! Please download this song, it's free music and you have absolutely nothing to lose =P. Also, check out Gifted But Twisted on iTunes, youtube and myspace for more music =D

Lyrics:

Well I'm a piece of white trash
living in the suburbs
working minimum wage
'cause I'm dumber than a turd
dropped out of fifth grade
living on welfare
I don't have an ID
but I don't really care
I couldn't find a job
it really was quite tiring
and then I saw an ad
ice cream man now hiring
I took my mother's mini-van
I stole that piece of crap
boom kiddies
the ice cream man is back

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Well I'm driving down the street
shootin' kids with a 40
Listen in closely
This is a good story
I guess a little skaterpunk
didn't really like me
I said "What you want?"
and he said "Bite me!"
so I took the scooper
and shoved it up his pooper
and he's been limping for days
and I just sat
I sat and laughed
as the little punk waddled away

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Reviews


LoL

*Still rolling at the "took my scooper and shoved it up his pooper" line*

Omfg. There must be a music video to this song lmao.



awesome!!

I absolutely am fanatical about the song. Its got a great feel.
but, i'll be blunt. I hate the lead guitar part at 00:21.
the simple harmony is kinda awdward also.
I know punk doesn't have insane guitar riffs, but it has the potiental to be absolutely sick if you put a killer solo.



awesome! \m/

i love this song so i add to my Favorites and downloaded nice work guys \m/('.')\m/



this was awesome!

awesome song man i love it i downloaded it :) it awesome


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Im a big fan

and ive been one for a while, but i finnally see one on the front page WEWT!
~nbcomix


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Credits & Info


Listens
91,208
Downloads
8,131
Votes
6024
Score
4.37 / 5.00

Uploaded
Aug 24, 2009
5:39 PM EDT
Genre
Miscellaneous
File Info
Song
5.2 MB
2 min 18 sec

Licensing Terms

Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.