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Aug 24, 2009 | 5:39 PM EDT
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5.2 MB
2 min 18 sec
4.37 / 5.00

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The final remastered version of Ice Cream Man! Off our new CD When Ninja Monkeys Attack!! Please download this song, it's free music and you have absolutely nothing to lose =P. Also, check out Gifted But Twisted on iTunes, youtube and myspace for more music =D


Well I'm a piece of white trash
living in the suburbs
working minimum wage
'cause I'm dumber than a turd
dropped out of fifth grade
living on welfare
I don't have an ID
but I don't really care
I couldn't find a job
it really was quite tiring
and then I saw an ad
ice cream man now hiring
I took my mother's mini-van
I stole that piece of crap
boom kiddies
the ice cream man is back

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Well I'm driving down the street
shootin' kids with a 40
Listen in closely
This is a good story
I guess a little skaterpunk
didn't really like me
I said "What you want?"
and he said "Bite me!"
so I took the scooper
and shoved it up his pooper
and he's been limping for days
and I just sat
I sat and laughed
as the little punk waddled away

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van



Rated 5 / 5 stars


There's no other way to say it: this song just SOUNDS like punk. It totally brings back memories of some of the old-school punk rock on my iPod...

I kinda want to grab the keys to my mom's SUV and run over some of the neighborhood kids now. Maaaaaybe I should suppress this urge. D:

One important comment: you might want to do a bit more mixing and mastering to this track. Personally I like it just fine where it's at, but doing some more work would give it a good punch.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

heh funny song.

I have to say you have made the greatest piece of music EVAR! Its funny man I love song like this and congrats man on the score rank!


Rated 4 / 5 stars

nice seeing you back on the top five.

Again, another great punk song bro. Your one of my personal fav punk artists here on NG. Just keep up what your doing. I thought i did hear some sour notes in this here and there unfortunatly and i think thats what the only complaint i have! Other then that keep it up buddy!!


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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Got ya message. Sweet song man. Not my fav, but still pretty good.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

it was awspme

best song ever