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Ice Cream Man!

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The final remastered version of Ice Cream Man! Off our new CD When Ninja Monkeys Attack!! Please download this song, it's free music and you have absolutely nothing to lose =P. Also, check out Gifted But Twisted on iTunes, youtube and myspace for more music =D

Lyrics:

Well I'm a piece of white trash
living in the suburbs
working minimum wage
'cause I'm dumber than a turd
dropped out of fifth grade
living on welfare
I don't have an ID
but I don't really care
I couldn't find a job
it really was quite tiring
and then I saw an ad
ice cream man now hiring
I took my mother's mini-van
I stole that piece of crap
boom kiddies
the ice cream man is back

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Well I'm driving down the street
shootin' kids with a 40
Listen in closely
This is a good story
I guess a little skaterpunk
didn't really like me
I said "What you want?"
and he said "Bite me!"
so I took the scooper
and shoved it up his pooper
and he's been limping for days
and I just sat
I sat and laughed
as the little punk waddled away

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Reviews


Wahahaha

Wahahaha what a funny lyrics with a awesome beat.Really,could it be more cool?



Grand!

I heard this song on "punk-o-matic", love it!


People find this review helpful!

Good tune that makes me laugh in a comical sense.

Yup. When I first heard this song, I'm like "What the hell kind of lyrics are these; am I hearing it right?"

Now that I look back on it, quite the hilarious things to say. Something to show for a friend searching for a laugh and some interesting music. One thing's for sure, when I find some immature pieces of shit, I'll don the outfit, and run over them with a mini-van. XD

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Again, funny song. Need to find something more like this.


People find this review helpful!

absolutely classic!

awesome song. nicely done, great energy, and light hearted.. made my day!! there are a couple of editing glitches though, where it sounds like its been chopped slightly short (noticable in the intro @ ab out 5 seconds in...and near the end somewhere) even so...minor technical issue, and didnt detract from my score :)


People find this review helpful!

LOL

Hillarious lyrics! :D


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Credits & Info


Listens
91,311
Downloads
8,131
Votes
6025
Score
4.37 / 5.00

Uploaded
Aug 24, 2009
5:39 PM EDT
Genre
Miscellaneous
File Info
Song
5.2 MB
2 min 18 sec

Licensing Terms

Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.