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Ice Cream Man!

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The final remastered version of Ice Cream Man! Off our new CD When Ninja Monkeys Attack!! Please download this song, it's free music and you have absolutely nothing to lose =P. Also, check out Gifted But Twisted on iTunes, youtube and myspace for more music =D


Well I'm a piece of white trash
living in the suburbs
working minimum wage
'cause I'm dumber than a turd
dropped out of fifth grade
living on welfare
I don't have an ID
but I don't really care
I couldn't find a job
it really was quite tiring
and then I saw an ad
ice cream man now hiring
I took my mother's mini-van
I stole that piece of crap
boom kiddies
the ice cream man is back

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Well I'm driving down the street
shootin' kids with a 40
Listen in closely
This is a good story
I guess a little skaterpunk
didn't really like me
I said "What you want?"
and he said "Bite me!"
so I took the scooper
and shoved it up his pooper
and he's been limping for days
and I just sat
I sat and laughed
as the little punk waddled away

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van



i lke this song

Hm... Not bad at all =]

It's not bad at all <3 Although the beginning soooo reminds me of Badeblade >_> Or however you spell it lol
It's pretty funny XD (Now I'm thinking about Pink Floyd >_> I dunno why, lol)
Anyways, pretty good, decent =] Only if it was a minute longer so I can just giggle a little bit more with those lyrics >_< 9 just because it needs to be longer >=D rawr!


N1 Punk Band in newgrounds :D
Good lirycs and the song overall
i love this part:
"I am the ice cream man
running over kids on my mini-van"
Keep it UP!

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Free CD?

yas voted another 5 maybe a third tomorrow and there a ten review and that should be a free CD if what your doing is true. but i think its really stupid to give away a free cd of the album for voting 5s

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The beginning kinda reminds me of the Code Monkeys song with the guitar.

I voted 5 so I want the free CD!!!!!!!!

I lol'd hard to this song.

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Credits & Info

4.37 / 5.00

Aug 24, 2009
5:39 PM EDT
File Info
5.2 MB
2 min 18 sec

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Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.