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Ice Cream Man!

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The final remastered version of Ice Cream Man! Off our new CD When Ninja Monkeys Attack!! Please download this song, it's free music and you have absolutely nothing to lose =P. Also, check out Gifted But Twisted on iTunes, youtube and myspace for more music =D


Well I'm a piece of white trash
living in the suburbs
working minimum wage
'cause I'm dumber than a turd
dropped out of fifth grade
living on welfare
I don't have an ID
but I don't really care
I couldn't find a job
it really was quite tiring
and then I saw an ad
ice cream man now hiring
I took my mother's mini-van
I stole that piece of crap
boom kiddies
the ice cream man is back

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Well I'm driving down the street
shootin' kids with a 40
Listen in closely
This is a good story
I guess a little skaterpunk
didn't really like me
I said "What you want?"
and he said "Bite me!"
so I took the scooper
and shoved it up his pooper
and he's been limping for days
and I just sat
I sat and laughed
as the little punk waddled away

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van


%&/#ing amazing

This song is way to amazing, it deserves more than a 5 or a 10... maybe a 10 and a 15 jejeje


I did not expect to find this kind of quality when I read the lyrics, but I'm ecstatic to say that the whole piece comes off really well. I like the instrumentation, though it is simple; I don't think that a thousand layers of effects and drum beats would help, so it says something about your ability that you knew exactly how much to add.

The lyrics are hilarious, as just about everyone has pointed out. I think they're really clever, and they're catchy (which may or may not be a good thing). I think you've done an excellent job in staying true to your influences, which are obvious from this song. Keep making brilliant stuff like this; you'll be a hero!

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Now I want to run over kids in my mini van.
jk, maybe...


cool song 10/10

not bad...

joking ur so good this one's my favorite!

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Credits & Info

4.37 / 5.00

Aug 24, 2009
5:39 PM EDT
File Info
5.2 MB
2 min 18 sec

Licensing Terms

Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.