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This was a song made by three people and maybe more, since the music is from Braveheart.

I'm gonna get a hairy sock and jam so much peanut butter in it that when I go to Church people will smell how crispy my turkish wraps are. Ding dong, shout out to Russia.



its like yo put a cheese slice in a blender with a chicken toenail and actually nevermind.
this is brilliant! really well done. a little chucked together but who the feck cares. i love the illusion breaker "oh god i am only half way through" LOL. HOBBITS FTW. i thought it was weird at first lol. very enticing! a true tribute to the joy of the scotts!

Organic-Cucumber responds:


roflmao! :D

first one is the best, the others are not far behind :P
jessi lol xD

Organic-Cucumber responds:

Thanks zero, I really like how this turned out, all the parts have humour and leech had a really good ending. I don't have much more to say so
Have a nice day now!


You guys did a awesome job! I never watched Brave Heart before, but this is really funny! You guys rock!

Organic-Cucumber responds:

You should watch it, I used to love it when I was young, all that gore and toilet humour, its just what I needed to make my mind sick. I seemed to remember allot about the film, but I assure you the english people dont steal the pancakes and william does not go to see azlan, but he did say somthing beautiful that I cannot make up on the spot or remember atall, it was probably about wind and flowers and all that mystical shit that goes together with war for some reason. Leeches part was probably the most "filmodically" correct, so yeah. I really liked how it turned out.


Seriously!!! Thank you for that! This is just great! This kick's ass!!!

I'm a total Brave Heart fan and I love this parody!

omg I think I have to lay down, because I can't stand sitting anymore while I'm laughing like this!


Respect man!!!

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Organic-Cucumber responds:

We're glad you liked it, thanks for listening!

"It's all for nothing. . .

if you don't have freedom", Organic-Cucumber------>
=="and something beautiful, which I can not make up, on the spot". -TARDOM
=="My name is WIlliam Wallace's girlfriend, I'm an elf". -Jessismith

"I have nothing. Men fight for me because if they do not, I throw them off my land and I starve their wives and their children. Those men who bled the ground red at Falkirk, they fought for William Wallace, and he fights for something that I never had. And I took it from him, when I betrayed him. I saw it in his face on the battlefield and it's tearing me apart. "

=="I've been eviscerated, but whatevuh. . . then he does this suid thing and flops around". -Assassin2
Until your next epic bloody battle recap. . .

............Take care, be good and remember, "There's a difference between us. You think the people of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom. And I go to make sure that they have it".period

Organic-Cucumber responds:

This is true.

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Credits & Info

4.09 / 5.00

Aug 21, 2009
11:48 AM EDT
Heavy Metal
File Info
5.8 MB
5 min 3 sec

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