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Conker - Great Mighty Poo

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Another track composed for the Paper Smash Brothers project!

I think Conker is one of the best games for the N64. That being said, a few of the characters are going to make a definite appearance in Paper Smash Brothers!

This track was designed for the Great Mighty Poo stage. He is by far one of the greatest video game bosses of all time.

" *ahem* mememememeeeeeee
I am the Great Mighty Poo
and I'm going to throw my shit at you
a huge suply of thish
come from my chcolate star fish
how about some scat you little twat?

Do you realy think you'lll survive in here
you dont seem to know which creek your in!
Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear!
How'd you think i keep this lovely grin(ting)
(have some more caviar)

Now im getting rather mad
youre like a nggly tiggly shitty little tag nut.
When you knock you out with all my bab,
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt
(your butt)
yes my butt
(your butt??)
thats right my butt
MY BUT!!!!!

(flush noise)
oh you cused squirrel look what you've done im flushing im flushing
oh what a world what a world
who'd thought a good little squirrel like you could destroy my beautiful clagliness
oh im going awwww noooooo arrghhhhhhhhhhh

(now thats what i call bowl movement)
(fart noises)"

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*Thumbs up*

Nice job. Love the melody and the slight annoyingness a stage of poo should have (and the lyrics were hilarious ;P).

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Aug 2, 2009
1:12 PM EDT
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