My Favourite!
This is my favorite one,
"Arh... Listen. I am your friend. I have been your friend for the last 30 years.
How could I be betraying you?
-- Just because you have a small squeaky voice and annoying personality and I'm always saying I want you to die,
doesn't mean I really want you to die.
Okay?
Just go... "
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10/10
5/5