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I'm a Shark

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If you have no idea of the reference of this song at all, do these three steps.
1) Slap yourself in the face
2) Go to DeviantART (.com) and look up I'm a Shark.
3) Suck a shark's dick

Lyrics time!!

I'm a shark, I'm a shark; suck my dick 'cause I am a shark.
I can grow up to eighteen feet
And I'm packin' alot of meat
Look out! 'Cause I am a Shark

I'm a shark, I'm a shark; suck my dick 'cause I am a shark
Men and Women scream in fright
But then I'll say "Hey, it won't bite."
Look out! 'Cause I am a Shark

(Random scatting)

If you were afraid of me, you should've stayed on the grass
Because when your in the sea, I am so after your ass!!

I'm a shark, I'm a Shark; suck my dick 'cause I am a shark
One guy said "He ain't long"
That's when I said "WELL LOOK AT MY SCHLONG!!!"
Look out! 'Cause I am a Shark
Step back! 'Cause I am a Shark
Suck it! 'Cause I am a Shark!


I'm a Shark.

Done in the old Spider-man theme. I think I might've messed up just a little bit at the second verse.

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Jul 21, 2009
10:59 PM EDT
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1.2 MB
1 min 16 sec

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Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.