Niels B had a lovely tune that I just had to write something for. I'm just pretending to be Slick Rick, it's all good. This is the instrumental:
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Lyrics:

I was

bumpin the side 'ah frumpy mike
the yellow bellied seller

who was
runnin without a clue-a
cause he robbed multiple cash tellers

somebody got promoted noted only mine
was loaded floated up and goaded mikey
'till I had to throw a show down

Slow Down
'tsa matter ya bloated villain
need some chill in ya feelin
forget the hundred dollar bills
pretend we didn't do the killin

really, getting silly without a thought 'o your willy
Never been to jail and I don't plan to, feel me?

come in and find a hidin spot
huggin the walls before we're caught
hear the search dogs comin
we're done mike I think we're fucked

Fuck I can't go down like this
I gotta take a piss
Give it a little bit a time
Mike, we'll be out in a jif

Shit, that's a cop
Never been on the job
He's a rookie with an itchy trigger finger
Prolly shocked that he
Actually made it passed the days
of training in a class
I ain't waitin for that fool
he's gon put it in my ass

Mike! Come back! He knows that we're strapped
Bobblin cross the roads gauruntees you get clapped
Smack!
Mikeys spinnin to the side
took it in the hide
Now I'm hiding by myself
when the whole damn force arrives

pause
think a minute,how am I gunna win it
aint no one gotta die if I give up with no more killin
so Im fillin 'up my ego ain't no more fun to be had
stood up and waved with a smile forgot the gun in my hand