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Jul 20, 2009 | 12:14 PM EDT
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1.1 MB
1 min 26 sec
4.09 / 5.00

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Rated 4.09 / 5 stars
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Author Comments

zero bombers are dick heads, so i wrote a quick little something. its quick and influenced by Yhatzee, Zero punctuation as you can tell. so if the words are to quick to hear then you can scan the script below. :D

This is a voice message for all the guys who vote zero for no reason at all...
Basically... you all contracted aids when you where babies... you got raped by your own rectums, you suck prawns off for fun and have a complex that leads you into having sexual thoughts about your own mothers, YOU fucking perverts....
I really do appreciate you taking the effort to move the mouse, with your fat chubby cock fingers you enourmouse sack of shit, but lets not forget you voted 0!
Why is this... perhaps you vote zero because you have everything in common with this number... you're a fat juicy nothing with a dick on your head and your just jealous because you cant make a basic drum loop and simple chord progression....and so you click zero to give yourself a feeling of self worth...because if you vote zero it means they are worse than you doesn't it?
I mean don't get me wrong, of course I appreciate you put down the cheese burger for a fucking minute just so you could go to the effort of voting zero, but why not vote five instead!
You could help the users of this site out by leaving useful reviews and helpful advice... voting five will encourage younger musicians to make more music and improve, where as voting zero is just vindictive twattish behaviour sponsored by Nazis and Atilla the hun.
When you zero bomb someone you cause them to go into a depression and they will slice up there arms like lemon rind and eventually kill themselves by boring them selves to death.. my grandma made a song and submitted it to Newgrounds...she got a bad review and then she died of cancer...
Now how do you feel.
The bible teaches us that you reap what you sew and if you sew the seeds of seimen by voting zero, you will end up eating the seimen as well.. you cock sucking vagina rejecting, epidemic closet case ...
If you are a pussy and want to vote zero for no reason then please do so... you fucking pussy...but you will get what you deserve...
How ever if you are daring enough and have the bollocks to leave an abusive review I would love to read it...and then flag it... because I am a cock like that
thank you so much for listening whilst your blowing off your dog you cheesedick. Heres a cleanex to wipe off the mutt cum ......
Get a real life and stop down voting peoples shit.
Or alternatively Please vote 0 to prove that I am right

This has been a stalagmite production. And you're a prick if you are a zero bomber.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


this was just too good

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Stalagmite responds:

thanks! :D i link all the zero Scores to this song. it pisses them right awf! ROFL!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


you sound a lot like yatzee from "zero punctuation".

blowing off your dog you cheesedick has to be the funniest thing I ever heard..

Stalagmite responds:

haha! well that was the inspiration for this :D:D:D
yeah i cwas trying to be creative :D:D:D
thanks man! awesome cool! :D:D:D


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I wanted to vote 0...

but the only thing in the star list with a 0 in it had a 1 in front of it. DAMN YOU NEWGROUNDS!!! Now flag it lik u said you wood. CAPS FOR NO REASON!!!

BTW (that means Bitchy Twat Waffel) I totally didn't listen to the whole thing before voting 0 just like you thought I would. HA! now ur Pwnd and I'll nevar listen to your stuffs before giving it a 0. :-P

WARNING: This is to be totally be taken seriously because all random internet people should be.

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Stalagmite responds:

damnit. you exploit my loopholes... YOU ARE THE PORTAL LORD. you have exposed me... i am wounded.... your ten is a lie... the cake is a lie...... you have weakened me..... thank you for your abusive review! rofl. :D na but thanks man for listennig hehe. :D


Rated 5 / 5 stars

yoo suk

i ment to v0te zer0 fagit cuz yoo suk butt i hit 10 insted bich so i jest tel yoo dumb ugly hed fuker bich stooped ass dummy dik

Eh, eh, eh? Whaddya think Champ-Stag? Pretty good, huh? Did you ACTUALLY think I was a 13 year old kid who was SO jealous of your work I had attempted to vote 0 but was in fact, SO ignorant and unobservant, that I hit 10? I sure hope so! I cannot exress to you HOW much joy this brings me. Your words have lifted a common veil that I believe MANY people are blinded by here at Newgrounds. I mean, don't get me wrong, there are cocks 'n' twats EVERYwhere you go. You have simply managed to piece together the perfect monologue expressing almost EVERYONE'S feeling who have EVER gotten zer0 b0mbed.
For that, we all thank you (especially ME).
Until your next astonishing verbal dumping. . . .

........Take care, be good and piss off more zer0 b0mbers.period

Stalagmite responds:

LOL. yeah i troll the trolls on Youtube too. :D and on NG. I am like an internet superhero. my special ability to annoy! :D
you are the first one to have recieved the full alphabet from me.
use it wisely. :D lol.
THANKs for your mind raping comments. and your execution of trolling zerobombing linguistics where wonderful.
you could be my sidekick!
thanks. eat cheese. i made your bunny too. :D CC is coming to a cinema near you!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I agree whole heartedly! Zero bombers should get some sort of STD that burns. Alot.

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Stalagmite responds:

HAHA! yes, inflicted upon them by Mr. Burns, listening to BURN BABY BURN, by a burning bush :D

yeah muthaflocker! clearly the zero bombers like this one though :D very ironic :D