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Jul 20, 2009 | 12:14 PM EDT
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1.1 MB
1 min 26 sec
4.09 / 5.00

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Rated 4.09 / 5 stars
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Author Comments

zero bombers are dick heads, so i wrote a quick little something. its quick and influenced by Yhatzee, Zero punctuation as you can tell. so if the words are to quick to hear then you can scan the script below. :D

This is a voice message for all the guys who vote zero for no reason at all...
Basically... you all contracted aids when you where babies... you got raped by your own rectums, you suck prawns off for fun and have a complex that leads you into having sexual thoughts about your own mothers, YOU fucking perverts....
I really do appreciate you taking the effort to move the mouse, with your fat chubby cock fingers you enourmouse sack of shit, but lets not forget you voted 0!
Why is this... perhaps you vote zero because you have everything in common with this number... you're a fat juicy nothing with a dick on your head and your just jealous because you cant make a basic drum loop and simple chord progression....and so you click zero to give yourself a feeling of self worth...because if you vote zero it means they are worse than you doesn't it?
I mean don't get me wrong, of course I appreciate you put down the cheese burger for a fucking minute just so you could go to the effort of voting zero, but why not vote five instead!
You could help the users of this site out by leaving useful reviews and helpful advice... voting five will encourage younger musicians to make more music and improve, where as voting zero is just vindictive twattish behaviour sponsored by Nazis and Atilla the hun.
When you zero bomb someone you cause them to go into a depression and they will slice up there arms like lemon rind and eventually kill themselves by boring them selves to death.. my grandma made a song and submitted it to Newgrounds...she got a bad review and then she died of cancer...
Now how do you feel.
The bible teaches us that you reap what you sew and if you sew the seeds of seimen by voting zero, you will end up eating the seimen as well.. you cock sucking vagina rejecting, epidemic closet case ...
If you are a pussy and want to vote zero for no reason then please do so... you fucking pussy...but you will get what you deserve...
How ever if you are daring enough and have the bollocks to leave an abusive review I would love to read it...and then flag it... because I am a cock like that
thank you so much for listening whilst your blowing off your dog you cheesedick. Heres a cleanex to wipe off the mutt cum ......
Get a real life and stop down voting peoples shit.
Or alternatively Please vote 0 to prove that I am right

This has been a stalagmite production. And you're a prick if you are a zero bomber.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


Oh man... that was hilarious! Not only did you speak with a speed I thought physically impossible for the human tongue... you also made me crack up the whole way through! That is some creative randomness right there... Gold, pure gold.

I think what you said perfectly depicted what (deep deep inside) we all feel zero-bombers are ^__^.

This is going in my favourite list. Whenever a cock-sucking-vagina-rejecting-mother-
wetdreaming-dog-blowing-gonorrea-infe sted-zero-bomber will decide to pay me a visit, I'll just relisten to this beautiful comical wonder and become zen once more.

You rock! Cheers to you!!

5/5 <-- I would've given it 5 anyway after hearing you demostrate your god-like tongue-twisting abilities ^__^


P.S. Man, I still can't believe that you managed to say all of that in a continuous recording! Did your face turn purple in the end?!

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Stalagmite responds:

i actually recorded it in two parts, but still MAN it was super hard lol. i rerecorded like 100 times leterally. =D it is about time someone submitted something against zero bombers that wasnt just a song lol. =D give it a go! it feels great! lol. :D
thanks man for popin by! AND ZOMG! a favourite! AWESOME! =D thanks dude! :D
zero bombers go to hell =D


Rated 5 / 5 stars


HAHAHA this is awesome.

good job stalagmite!

Stalagmite responds:

thanks man! zero bombers go to hell =D


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I like how you talk. And walk.. oh yeah..

I love British humour. And you're a talent. I'd almost vote zero to promote funny things like this, but I dare say that would make me all kinds of nasty, so I went with a political 5, and a hug. Which will be reimbursed within 24 hours of claiming online.

Stalagmite responds:

LAWL! thank baldrick you do not support the zero bombers of doom :D
they will die a terrible terrible death =D BEING HUGGED BY LOVE MONKEYS FROM CUDDLE WORLD!!!!!!
yes they would hate that :D and a poke in the eye too.... that could work..


Rated 5 / 5 stars


funny to see your other side, this is true and to the point. They need help because they have probably in the past been victims of intimidation and else, so you kinda have to forgive those who vote 0 because they are really the ones hurting inside.
Good job on this one, really well done.

Stalagmite responds:

well, no not really, i think there are people who get off on the idea they can upset people and get away with it... well i simply show them they cant :D
=D thanks though boux! it was SOOOOOO hard speaking really quickly lol, i had to rerecord like 100 times :D thanks for the powerful UBER 10!!!!! :D hehe. peace out! :D


Rated 5 / 5 stars


If there is a zero bomber in my songs, I will post this as my response.
This is freaking hilarious!

Stalagmite responds:

haha! thanks man! i would happily meet them face to face to tell them it. MAN they are ass bandits lol :D