Newgrounds Background Image Theme

Organic cucumber Voice acting

Share Download this song

Author Comments

drink this ale. it will aid your rectum.

Log in / sign up to vote & review!

Newgrounds accounts are free and registered users see fewer ads!

this song is different, and better ^_^

I started looking through your songs sometime last night before going to sleep, and i decided to finish today. Anyways, this is exactly the kind of song that you make that sounds the best. Ones like this where you have voice recordings instead of instruments. So besides saying you did a good job, which you did, i wanna ask what program you used to make this song(and others)? Logic? Garageband? One of the too many to name microsoft-only programs? I want to know.
And since i feel like leaving constructive criticism(which is hard to do for something that sounds good like this) i'll mention that it was a bit(fraction of a second) of an awkward transition when the song looped, and just as awkward (fraction of a second) when it didn't. Maybe smoothing it out to transition better by doing something like removing a layer at a time, or maybe having a really low tone(or maybe pitch? Im not the best with writing music, playing it is so much easier for me.) for the last few seconds of the (which would then transition into the mid toned opening). Or, a much simpler idea to make it transition better; a breath. But its possible that the sloppy transition is due to 2 seconds being cutoff, since the song plays for 32 seconds but its supposedly out of 34 seconds.

I'm sure I lost 1 or 2 review reviewers by this point, so i'll make what i just said simpler. Good job with the music, just about nothing is wrong with it, what program did you use to make this?

Stalagmite responds:

hehe! well man i really REALLY pure have appreciation and grtitude for your efforts and for taking the time to listen to a random like me's music! this was the first ever voice recording i did for acapella. istarted acapella about two months ago i think so i havent really made much progress ^^ none the less, i use REAPER and my vocals are not pitched or altered in anyway, excluding me cutting and pasting to save my breath :)
i am very sure there is plenty wrong with it too though hehe :D its one of the worst. but i am glad you could appreciate it for its musical insinuation, rather than emphasising the sloppy production! hehe :D thanks man! i REEEEEAAAAAALYYYYY appreciate your input here! i will check you channel out and likely favourite you as an artist :D

Hello James

I review these songs just so James will respond to my replies.

Stalagmite responds:

i respond to your reviews because that is what you desire =D we are all winners lol.
joking hehe, thank you for your time. i am always on MSN and skype. just i have work and i always APPEAR offline. just give me a nudge to start a convo. =D you know i am right there.

My rectum feels better already ^__^

I'm VERY tempted of using this song for my mobile's ringtone. lol.

P.S. I came too late... I guess I'll have the consolation prize of being the uncle of your e-babies then ^__^.

Note: No cucumbers were used in the process of making my rectum feel better O__o

Stalagmite responds:

wow! that is the funniest reveiw you have ever given! LOL!
i wish to share my ale with all who have a sore anus..
and lo the lord did say... drink this all of you... this is my rectal ailment... drink with love and due care... :D meh i am not so funny .... but YOU ARE AWESOME! =D thanks dude!!!!!!

Holy tit weasals!

I officially love you. Nuff said.

Stalagmite responds:

haha! man AWESOME! sad thing is i spend all my time doing this silly sounds and shit at work... MAN ITS DULL AT WORK lol.
i am left in my own world...to composer random boogey music =D LOL! thanks for poppin in assassin. you shot the sherriff... but you did not shoot the deputy.... =D

Do i have to fight to win ur e-babies?

i loled pretty hard after the e-babies comment two down, but yeah u sent this to me a while back and it was good then, so 5/10!

Stalagmite responds:

5/10!!!!!! you mean git! lol.
THANKS MEWSIX!!!!!!!! +D yor eyes are big and green! =D

Credits & Info


4.86 / 5.00

Jul 20, 2009
10:20 AM EDT
File Info
777.4 KB
33 sec

Licensing Terms

Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.