This is the first official piece by Organic Cucumber.
This was a live recording done on Skype in one take with complete imrpov with some pre-written lyrics. Featuring the bassline from Ich Bin Einen Hund.

Lyrics - MrSaint
Pie Lover - Tardom
Sandwich Sympathiser/Narrator2 - MrSaint
Narrator 1/Keys/Peacemaker - Assassin2

This is a story of the problems faced with cultural differences in modern society. Well, not really.

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- Here are the lyrics, by MrSaint -

Narrator 1:
A story, about 2 guys. One loves pies and the other hates it.

Pie Lover:
"Good day my dear, chap!"

Sandwich Sympathiser:
"Yeah, what's up?"

Pie Lover:
"I am feeling great, And you know? You know what I ate?!"

Sandwich Sympathiser:
"A turkey? A steak? A sandwich?"

Pie Lover:
"Hahaha, you wish! I ate a pie!"

Sandwich Sympathiser:
"Oh my!!! But they aren't tasty at all?"

Pie Lover:
"Nope my dear friend, you're just to young and small To understand how tasty it is"

Sandwich Sympathiser:
"Hey hey, don't be hasty, I tried pie, and I almost died, It didn't taste good. I prefer some other food"

Pie Lover:
"Then instead of pie, what do you prefer?"

Sandwich Sympathiser:
"To be fair, I say like sandwiches!"

Pie Lover:
"Oh my, this annoying word, Is a disgrace of our language!"

Sandwich Sympathiser:
"No it's not! And by the way it's tasty, much tastier than pie!"

Pie Lover:
"The last one who ignored my pie, already died! So choose your words carefully my friend!"

Sandwich Sympathiser:
"Oh so in the end, You want to fight? Oh, alright, I'll prove you that the sandwich is the best, And the rest, Is pure failure!

Pie Lover:
"Bring it on, fool"

Peacemaker:
"Whoa whoa wait up people, Calm down a little, Why do you fight? Lets better try, Combining the sandwich and pie!"

Pie Lover:
"Is safe? I am scared of his sandwich"

Sandwich Sympathiser:
"Seriously, I am more afraid of his pie, which, Tastes very bad!"

Peacemaker:
"Relax lads, it'll work out"

Narrator 2:
So. After combing the sandwich and pie, Those guys, Created a pie sandwich, Which, They ate, After that becoming best mates...

All:
THE EDN