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Jul 18, 2009 | 11:01 AM EDT
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1.7 MB
2 min 6 sec
4.11 / 5.00

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british stereotypes ar true.
Contains Swearies!
bad mixing etc. get over it. i was just wasting an hour.

I am british I love to drink some tea!
I ate some bri osh this morning,
And I never brush my teeth!
i love the queen of Britain, i want to violate her marriage!
But never mind, im going outside to catch my horse and carrIage!
Yes mm... Quite! Indeed!
and brush my waxed mustache
really, oh! My goawsh! How quant!
I grab my grey poupard!
Qite indeed, oh bully joy!
I smoke a pipe and drink some scotch
Splendid marvellous spiffing mmyess..
I do not have a crotch.

British people are just to kind they give a kid a home and help you find
your keys.....
To you tiny little car... where your face is in your knees... and you all look like john cleese....

We hate za English! Zey alvays ruin our planz! Zey make fun of our accents... seig HAIL NOW TO HITLER! HAIL HIM BITCHES hail him up za ass in the ear and in his mustache mouth! HAIRAPE HIM!

Oh so proud to be English... we have so many glorious trates! We are united as a country! Yet everyone is polish!
Thanks for listening. Now if you wouldn't mind awfully fucking awf. :D



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Tut, tut dear boy...smashing!

Cheerio indeed Old Chap Stalagmite------>
Wunce uhgayn ye haff impwessed meh wiff ye ocksints.
Bully, bully ye haff med me jehloss.
I wanna live in your head.
I BELONG there.
I LOVE you.

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Stalagmite responds:

WOWWW... you know i REALLY AM british dont you lol. :D :D :D
thanks chicken! you are very good at the english accents. i can easily imagine you on an american sitcom like family guy lol EASILY! you are more talented than me dear i assure you of that :D
thanks for the review!
remember to always vote ten for me! and never forget to end with quirky remarks! and the word, "period" ....period.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


good job stalagmite.

Stalagmite responds:

why thank you darling =D


Rated 5 / 5 stars


amazing work good job!

Stalagmite responds:

THANKS MAN! =D SMILES!!!!!!!!!!! =D


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This owns.

I loved it. Made me laugh like crazy, good job. Seriously, even without reading the lyrics, I understood you. This is epicness at it's finest. Good luck in the future!

Stalagmite responds:

LOL! awesome mr saint! =D and an UBER 10 for me! =D you are just to kind :D i hope we can make some awesome tunage together sometime! =D


Rated 5 / 5 stars


It's shame we british are depicted in this way I can only put it down to having imperfect
actors - as opposed to american tv where everyones had plastic surgery. Plus its a little contradictory is it making fun of english or british? But I do like the polish comment very clever great work!

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Stalagmite responds:

the english are british too! =D so technically both! ^>^ and yeah i am british too lol, i mostly put on the accents.. mostly.

and yeah, the polish is certainly the cherry on the bakewell!