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british stereotypes ar true.
Contains Swearies!
bad mixing etc. get over it. i was just wasting an hour.

I am british I love to drink some tea!
I ate some bri osh this morning,
And I never brush my teeth!
i love the queen of Britain, i want to violate her marriage!
But never mind, im going outside to catch my horse and carrIage!
Yes mm... Quite! Indeed!
and brush my waxed mustache
really, oh! My goawsh! How quant!
I grab my grey poupard!
Qite indeed, oh bully joy!
I smoke a pipe and drink some scotch
Splendid marvellous spiffing mmyess..
I do not have a crotch.

British people are just to kind they give a kid a home and help you find
your keys.....
To you tiny little car... where your face is in your knees... and you all look like john cleese....

We hate za English! Zey alvays ruin our planz! Zey make fun of our accents... seig HAIL NOW TO HITLER! HAIL HIM BITCHES hail him up za ass in the ear and in his mustache mouth! HAIRAPE HIM!

Oh so proud to be English... we have so many glorious trates! We are united as a country! Yet everyone is polish!
Thanks for listening. Now if you wouldn't mind awfully fucking awf. :D


Hmmm, interesting...

you have time to make music but not to animate jinko...

but besides that, lol at the german guy ranting!

Stalagmite responds:

DONT JUDGE ME! lol. I HAVE A PROBLEM! i am addicted to NOT finnishing jinko LOL. :S crazy face! thanks for the no. ten :D


It's funny, but I don't know if it's worth being offended about or not...


Stalagmite responds:

LOL. i live in lincolnshire. I am british aswell. that is why my voice sounds as such. i am allowed to dis my own cuntry

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4.11 / 5.00

Jul 18, 2009
11:01 AM EDT
Voice Demo
File Info
1.7 MB
2 min 6 sec

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