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british stereotypes ar true.
Contains Swearies!
bad mixing etc. get over it. i was just wasting an hour.

I am british I love to drink some tea!
I ate some bri osh this morning,
And I never brush my teeth!
i love the queen of Britain, i want to violate her marriage!
But never mind, im going outside to catch my horse and carrIage!
Yes mm... Quite! Indeed!
and brush my waxed mustache
really, oh! My goawsh! How quant!
I grab my grey poupard!
Qite indeed, oh bully joy!
I smoke a pipe and drink some scotch
Splendid marvellous spiffing mmyess..
I do not have a crotch.

British people are just to kind they give a kid a home and help you find
your keys.....
To you tiny little car... where your face is in your knees... and you all look like john cleese....

We hate za English! Zey alvays ruin our planz! Zey make fun of our accents... seig HAIL NOW TO HITLER! HAIL HIM BITCHES hail him up za ass in the ear and in his mustache mouth! HAIRAPE HIM!

Oh so proud to be English... we have so many glorious trates! We are united as a country! Yet everyone is polish!
Thanks for listening. Now if you wouldn't mind awfully fucking awf. :D


It's all true

James does not have a crotch.

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Stalagmite responds:

OH NO!!! my secret is out :S thank you jessie for your generous reviews =D


good job stalagmite.

Stalagmite responds:

why thank you darling =D

This owns.

I loved it. Made me laugh like crazy, good job. Seriously, even without reading the lyrics, I understood you. This is epicness at it's finest. Good luck in the future!

Stalagmite responds:

LOL! awesome mr saint! =D and an UBER 10 for me! =D you are just to kind :D i hope we can make some awesome tunage together sometime! =D

This is killer.

Wow this is brilliant. I mean, this is the best thing ever I've heard on NG. If you had an album I'd buy it.

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Stalagmite responds:

LOL!!! thanks so much! i am pleased you thought it Lawlish! :D gratitude old bean! :D

Tut, tut dear boy...smashing!

Cheerio indeed Old Chap Stalagmite------>
Wunce uhgayn ye haff impwessed meh wiff ye ocksints.
Bully, bully ye haff med me jehloss.
I wanna live in your head.
I BELONG there.
I LOVE you.

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Stalagmite responds:

WOWWW... you know i REALLY AM british dont you lol. :D :D :D
thanks chicken! you are very good at the english accents. i can easily imagine you on an american sitcom like family guy lol EASILY! you are more talented than me dear i assure you of that :D
thanks for the review!
remember to always vote ten for me! and never forget to end with quirky remarks! and the word, "period" ....period.

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Credits & Info


4.11 / 5.00

Jul 18, 2009
11:01 AM EDT
Voice Demo
File Info
1.7 MB
2 min 6 sec

Licensing Terms

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