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british stereotypes ar true.
Contains Swearies!
bad mixing etc. get over it. i was just wasting an hour.

I am british I love to drink some tea!
I ate some bri osh this morning,
And I never brush my teeth!
i love the queen of Britain, i want to violate her marriage!
But never mind, im going outside to catch my horse and carrIage!
Yes mm... Quite! Indeed!
and brush my waxed mustache
really, oh! My goawsh! How quant!
I grab my grey poupard!
Qite indeed, oh bully joy!
I smoke a pipe and drink some scotch
Splendid marvellous spiffing mmyess..
I do not have a crotch.

British people are just to kind they give a kid a home and help you find
your keys.....
To you tiny little car... where your face is in your knees... and you all look like john cleese....

We hate za English! Zey alvays ruin our planz! Zey make fun of our accents... seig HAIL NOW TO HITLER! HAIL HIM BITCHES hail him up za ass in the ear and in his mustache mouth! HAIRAPE HIM!

Oh so proud to be English... we have so many glorious trates! We are united as a country! Yet everyone is polish!
Thanks for listening. Now if you wouldn't mind awfully fucking awf. :D

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I might do an animated music video of this!

This is just awesome!


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Stalagmite responds:

no animated video so far :D guess i will have to do the hard work o>o


mmm

It's shame we british are depicted in this way I can only put it down to having imperfect
actors - as opposed to american tv where everyones had plastic surgery. Plus its a little contradictory is it making fun of english or british? But I do like the polish comment very clever great work!


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Stalagmite responds:

the english are british too! =D so technically both! ^>^ and yeah i am british too lol, i mostly put on the accents.. mostly.

and yeah, the polish is certainly the cherry on the bakewell!


EPIC LOL

My British friend is going to listen to this. And he's going to like it. Or he's going to have an... accident. Involving a pick-axe and a jackhammer. Quite.



lolzness

thnaks for takeing those fairly clean,tea siping bastreds down a peg with a song,the only thong we scotts can do to get at them is flash there women our bagpipes...lol


Stalagmite responds:

LOL! well you ginger aggresive scotty! (stereotype as joke not insult)
i am a tea sipping bastard =D lol. and we are all totally like this =D
thanks for listening chicken! now eat some bloody haggis!


LOL

amazing work good job!


Stalagmite responds:

THANKS MAN! =D SMILES!!!!!!!!!!! =D

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Stalagmite
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Score
4.11 / 5.00

Uploaded
Jul 18, 2009
11:01 AM EDT
Genre
Voice Demo
File Info
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1.7 MB
2 min 6 sec

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