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EDIT: 4th Place Winner<3 of the 3rd VA Contest
My First Entry in the Monthly VA Contests
What the?!?!? Thank You Newgrounders!
Front Page Cover AND an already eaten Cheetoh!
Pshyeah, thanks FatKid! :)
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First of all, FatKidWitAJetPak,
my prayers are with you and I hope everything turns out ok, for you.

------"TURTLES"----------
-------Meet the Haseldens---------------
W-A-R-N-I-N-G. . . EXCESSIVE CHAOS, CURSING, DEROGATORY NAME CALLING AND ADULT CONTENT.

* * * * Please - listen to on DOLBY Stereo Surround headsets/speakers
(preferrably headsets).
Voices are split to avoid confusion - if THAT'S even possible! :)* * * *

Wah-Hooey! Finally! Yayz! My first submission!
I was under the illiusion that the deadline for the "TURTLES" VA Contest wasn't until July 21st. So, to my dismay, I found on the audio forums last night, that it was actually TODAY!
Eegads! I apologize for the quality and my horrific lack of mixing skills.
*bows down apologetically to you*

This was just something I did today. It took me FAR longer to mix down and compress it than ANYthing. Once again, I'm sorry for the quality. I've never submitted any audio tracks before (with the exception of an equally lacking quality audition to Doki-David Firth for his Meadow Man Project). If ANYONE has any advice on compression or mixing down, leave it in a comment or PM me! Let me know what you think. *crosses my fingers and looks for your reaction*

I admit, it's a bit chaotic (like a housefull of kids WOULD be)
but at LEAST listen from 1:30 - end. I'm BEGGING you! Heh heh heh

-------------->All 3 kids just got home from school and Dad is on his way from work.

TODD - a teenage boy, raiding with his un-named MMORPG Guild on the PC
TINA - his teenage sister, on the phone with her friend
BILLY- their "special" little bro and last but not least...
JOHN - the magnificent man who spawned them all.

Take care, be good and don't be hatin'.
Just give it to me straight, puh-lease.period

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Yayy!!!

BILLY!!!

rednikaiaG responds:

Yayy!!!

PonzoBot4000!!!
Thanks for the vote, Man.

what

raid boss dude fucking fuckin bitch pool! its on heroic! xD what is this funny

fuck a pussy rolf stomp

haha fixed dinner xD
oh man thats funny your moms dead. this is wrong but funny

rednikaiaG responds:

Yeah, that's what I hear every Wednesday and Friday Night, Druids-Warcry------>
when I go over to my best friend's house. Since I've discovered Newgrounds she BEGS me to play. Sometimes I can manage to wrangle myself away for just long enough to do so, too. This was my sad impression of her, yelling in her bedroom about raiding, BG's and dueling bullshit. I only WISH I had HALF the shit that was said on vent between the lot of us. I know someone else who's done the very same thing. *looks at you with squinted eyes, thinking of NUGV-Audio* Fuckin' geniuses! Thanks for the time to review, Man. It means a lot, comin' from one of the O.G.'s of vent! Heh heh heh

...........Take care, be good and RP.period

stellar :D

wow
i have no idea what that word means
:3
anyways
great job

rednikaiaG responds:

Wow xellon------>
Main Entry: stel·lar
Pronunciation: \%u02C8ste-l%u0259r\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Late Latin stellaris, from Latin stella star - more at star
Date: circa 1656
1 a : of or relating to the stars : astral b : composed of stars
2 : of or relating to a theatrical or film star <stellar names>
3 a : principal, leading <a stellar role> b : outstanding <a stellar performance>
:3
Anyways, thanks for the compliment and the drive-by review! You're so sweet!

.........Take care, be good and define.period

MMMHTFHUYHTYTERGHFTR

I ate your WoW potatoes.

rednikaiaG responds:

I hope you enjoyed them, NewGrounder212------!
I usually eat mine with a side order of vent, topped with Shadow Priest, a heavy sprinkling of DPS and weak healing abilities.
I'm really only geared to do damage, for when I'm alone.
Then, after my belly is almost full, I help myself to a dish of dessert.
Normally I favor a large helping of RP, chock full of custom emotes and seemingly infinite clothing changes. (Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know RP is considerably gay, ah-ite?) Nah, but really, I don't change my clothes TOO often at all.
Point being, thanx for eating what I dished out. You're cool. Enjoy. I hope to hear more of your WoW antics soon, NewGrounder212! Until then. . .

.......Take care, be good and
/me offers her hand in an introductory manner.period

Rofl

Does it make me a nerd to realize ur talking about WoW? good audio BTW, funny.

rednikaiaG responds:

Nope, not at all, justin-james------>
Does it make ME a nerd to know what to say about WoW raiding and such?
Ha! I don't need to know how to talk about WoW raids, battlegrounds, PvP'ing, PvE'ing or gay ass RP'png (which I absolutely adore, mind you) to know that I'M a nerdy dork-a-sauraus with a hint of dweeb. I knew that back in high school, Man. I'm okay with it though.
Hey, yeah, you know what else? You're not a nerd, because you make awesome, random funny, catchy tuned flashes about SCRAPPLE too! Hell, I didn't think anyone here on Newgrounds would even know WTF scrapple WAS. Your profile says B.C. but I have my doubts about that. Canadians know what scrapple is? Not the ones I know. Heh heh heh I'm kidding around with you. Thanks for the listen and review, Man. You're great. Keep up the disturbingly entertaining food shorts. Ha! Until I see yet another work of yours. . .

.........Take care, be good and eat some vegetables.period
BTW, you play? What server/realm? RP/PvP/PvE? Hordie or Allie?

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