MADE USING SNES (FF6) SOUNDS
THIS SONG IS MEANT TO LOOP
Well shit, you're girlfriend has been kidnapped by bandits. They're on the train to Nowhere Town, and if they make it there, you'll never see your beloved ever again. Its up to you to ride on your Power Horse next to the train at high-speeds, jump and just barely grab onto the conveniently placed ladder on the side of the train, then you'll be fighting a bunch of bandits on the top of roof of the train completely ignoring the physics involved with wind speed, momentum, and other laws in effect as you gracefully and stylishly take out each enemy as if they were nothing and hop from train-cart to train-cart making your way to the front of the train where the boss waits. When you get there, he has some monologue not even worth mentioning since his voice actor sucks. Time to take out the boss and receive the kiss from the girl you so very much desire.

Congratulations, Train Hijack Hero.