the audio for him for his Flash
"Now to teach you how to make Miso Soup. First North travel from Canada across the Indian Ocean of a ship made of tree bark. As you you travel study the language Spanish until you can speak fluent Chinese. After your voyage if you traveled East West of Fiji correctly you should arrive on the planet Hoth. From there rescue Billy Ray cirrus from the Evil Amber Toad Dragon. After that retrieve the golden I-Pod from the temple of Peanut Butter and ride back to Washington on a yellow Octopus. When you enter your house you will see the soup is finished."